| irish vanessa |
| Could it be arnie?????? Could it be DK????????????? Could it be Liban because i like the treat em mean keep em keen treatment?????????????????????? Who do i dream about every night & think of first thing in the morning???? :scratch: :smilebox: :love7: :notworthy: :drunken: ....................................................... :wink: :lol: 8) |
| Wafaey |
| you dream of a cave man :P :lol: :P :lol: |
| arniegang |
| I reckon its Sniper :lol: :lol: :lol: |
| Liban |
| C'mon... We all know its HP.... |
| kanelli |
| :lol: |
| arniegang |
I was gonna say that, but he is barking mad, anyway he only has eyes for 1 on here :lol: :lol: :lol: |
| XRW-147 |
| I think she should puff, puff, give. |
| Liban |
| :lol: |
| Intimacy |
| No one Knows... Well... According to "Enya" ... its ""Only time": Who can say if your love grows, As your heart chose? Only time... And who can say where the road goes, Where the day flows? Only time... Who knows? Only time... Who knows? Only time... |
| fayz |
| Dude time is not on her side, she has a grampy fetish two guys in there 50's and Liban who acts like a prude in his 70's. If she's gonna pull a Anna Nichole she needs to act quick :lol: :lol: :lol: |
| constantine |
:lol: :lol: ...hahaha |
| Dubai Knight |
| In our 50's?????? :shock: Arnie, we need to show these young whippersnappers that there is no subsitute for mature experience! We are both maturing nicely thank you, like a fine red wine...and some of us could give you a few laps head start and still open a 6 pack of whupass on yer! Vee darlin', don't you listen to the snapping and yapping of the little puppies around our heels! These old dogs can still teach the young dogs some new tricks!!! 8) 8) 8) :lol: Knight of your dreams! |
| Liban |
Prude in my 70s??? :lol: I'll pull a Hugh Hefner on you so big that it'll make your head spin my young apprentice!!! :twisted: |
| arniegang |
Bloody Cheek is what i sa,y 50's indeed phutttttttttttttttt Listen to the wise words of DK, couldnt have put it better myself. Still i suppose a better than being compared to someone in their 70's :lol: :lol: |
| Liban |
I'll have you know I am as fit as an ox! :lol: |
| arniegang |
| DK We ooozee gentlemenly "charm and confidence", that always scores higher with the ladies than these young inexperienced whipper snappers, dont you agree ? And, at least we dont have to worry about squeezing theose zits every morning 8) 8) |
| Liban |
| Just don't forget to take your Viagra!! 8) |
| arniegang |
| At the next forum meet Liban, you may like to discuss that with my wife. She will chew you up and spit you out in very small pieces. |
| fayz |
Why is your wife so angry? is it 'cause she ain't getting any. :lol: :lol: ooozing gentlemenly "charm and confidence", only get you so far, :P :P All in good fun ;) |
| arniegang |
| yes she may indeed haven taken it personally, she wasn't terribly impressed. In fact when she read it she muttered something like "arsehole" and "crushed nuts". 8) 8) |
| XRW-147 |
I can understand where she's coming from (no pun intended)... we can't have her going back to Mr Flacid could we? |
| arniegang |
| Assumptions usually end up causing huge embarassment those who make them. :wink: :wink: |
| Dubai Knight |
...a very sick ox? :shock: 8) Knight |
| Dubai Knight |
| Some of us have no need for viagra or any other artificial stimulants as it would merely be an attempt at augmenting an already hyperactive and more than amply developed organ... The coals of a mature fire burn hotter and longer than the flash and flare of youth! This Knight is a solid stoker well equipped with a working poker!!! Bring it on!!! 8) Knight |
| arniegang |
| Well said my friend - reminds me of the saying "there's life in the old dog yet" sooooo true. Anyways half these youngsters on here have spent some much time without it they probably forgot whats its like, if at all :lol: :lol: |
| the_zooter |
Forgotten what what's like (sorry, terrible English!!)??? |
| Dubai Knight |
Wots rong wiv it? Is English innit...proper like wot it shud be spoke? You is only sayin dat cos I is black! Aye! 8) Boyakkasha! Knight |
| the_zooter |
| I just meant that you shouldn't put two identical words together, its not proper English! My English teacher would turn in her grave (unless she's still alive?) |
| irish vanessa |
You're on to me fayz....anna is my idol!!! |
| irish vanessa |
The knightster doesnt lie....i should know :wink: :lol: :wink: |
| HP |
hold kæft :P what r ya talking about ? My rights are reserved and sold out to E.Jewel :P daddy!!! mom and son all will come at party ........................ :wink: .........white parents and brown son , people will think they have adopted HP :cry: |
| Dubai Knight |
Huh? Did I miss it? Shit! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight |
| irish vanessa |
am i that forgettable DK??????? :cry: Just another lady passing in the night, i suppose.... :wink: For such a distinguished stud as yourself......... |
| Dubai Knight |
| You know I would have remembered you...you would heve engraved your name upon my heart, if not the bedpost! You must have snuck up on me when I was asleep...actually I don't sleep...so it must of been when my back was turned! Sneaky Vee!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight |
| irish vanessa |
| Im a slydog DK....if you examine the centre of your back close enough, you'll spot a tiny V tattooed with the ink of my blood.... Ive got DK between my toes.... :lol: |
| Dubai Knight |
| Ive got DK between my toes.... :lol: Eeuuww! When you thought I said "I had at least a foot...!!!" I actually said "I have athletes foot?" :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight Owl |
| Wafaey |
| you guys r freaken nuts :lol: :lol: :lol: |
| Chocoholic |
| Whoa dudes, there's a bit much testosterone flying around in here! Also guys remember size isn't everything, it's what you do with it! A huge salami is just as bad as a chipalata - run for the hills - eeek! |
| XRW-147 |
I think someone needs to change his avatar ;) |
| arniegang |
yuk ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh does that mean you have Armani scented toe jam then Vee :lol: :lol: |
| constantine |
i say ALI G is in DA HOUSE innit...bend it like beckham i say...peace!! |
| arniegang |
Ok i wont do it again DK :cry: :cry: :cry: :oops: :oops: :oops: |
| the_zooter |
I don't feel well!! :shock: |
| Dubai Knight |
How d'you know I wear Armani? Have you been round sniffing bicycle seats again? Now what have I told you about that in the past....! :lol: :lol: :lol: knight |
| the_zooter |
| Feel doubly unwell now!! lol :x |
| sniper420 |
| Oh Lord! In my absense all sissy topics emerged! Locked in the name of Vanessa's tampoons! |