| Warning: some are truly groan-worthy but I had a good laugh.
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- You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
- Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time
approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
- My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always
increasing.
- Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
- Wanna come back to my room....and see my 733mhz Pentium?
- You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
- Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
- I wish I was your derivative because then I would be tangent to your
curves.
- I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union
you.
- Would you like to see my log?
- I'm not being obtuse, but your acute girl
- Hey, baby, what's your sine?
- Wanna do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the
legs, and lets multiply.
- If I were sine squared and you were cosine squared together we'd be
one.
- I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be hard and you'd be
doing me on a desk. |