| Liban |
| A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. but which airline does she work for?" Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: "Dash, she doesn't work for Delta." A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list. Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk." This time the woman turned on him "What the F*** do you want?" The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh, Emirates!" |
| Jupiter |
| lolllllzz nice one... but why in suggestions section! |
| Liban |
| Wasn't quite sure where to put it. I have spoken to the forum administrator about setting up a Joke section. Once he gets back to me on this, I will endeavor to make people aware of it. Sorry for the temporary inconveiniance. |
| Jupiter |
| Putting jokes in wrong sections also feels like you are protesting! it will help for creation of separate humor section..! :D |
| Liban |
More power then to my "recklass" act :) |
| Jupiter |
| yayyyyyyyyyyyy :D |
| redtilldead |
hahahahahhaah....nice one! :D |