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^ian^
  • the_zooter wrote:

    Just look at your results since the ashes. You managed to beat New Zealand and Bangladesh - big wow! My local club side could beat Bangladesh! The aussies couldn't even win a one day game, despite setting a world record score!!

Australia haven't lost a test series since the Ashes.
They beat the World XI.
They beat South Africa Twice.
They beat New Zealand.
They beat the Bangers.
Ricky Ponting is also very close to the record for test centuries in a Calendar year.
Australia are in form.
On the other hand, whilst doing well against Pakistan at the moment, England have been rather ho-hum since the Ashes.
sage & onion
Can only tell you to wait and see, England will retain the Ashes.
Jeevan
its revenge time :) australias gonna nail england this time jerry
sage & onion
  • Jeevan wrote:
    its revenge time :) australias gonna nail england this time
    jerry

No chance Jerry :lol:
^ian^
  • sage & onion wrote:
    • Jeevan wrote:
      its revenge time :) australias gonna nail england this time
      jerry

    No chance Jerry :lol:

You do know this was an evil cunning plan by Cricket Australia to boost ticket sales for the Ashes series this year. If we'd beaten you in England (again - *yawn*) Ashes tickets would have been hard to sell.
Now our crickets can enjoy the glory of winning the Ashes yet again, even though the poofters at Lords won't let us have the actual trophy.
(OK, so we did put a big dent in the Rugby World Cup, but we can look after trophies, honest!)
sage & onion
  • ^ian^ wrote:
    • sage & onion wrote:
      • Jeevan wrote:
        its revenge time :) australias gonna nail england this time
        jerry

      No chance Jerry :lol:

    You do know this was an evil cunning plan by Cricket Australia to boost ticket sales for the Ashes series this year. If we'd beaten you in England (again - *yawn*) Ashes tickets would have been hard to sell.
    Now our crickets can enjoy the glory of winning the Ashes yet again, even though the poofters at Lords won't let us have the actual trophy.
    (OK, so we did put a big dent in the Rugby World Cup, but we can look after trophies, honest!)

You wish :lol:
Jeevan
  • sage & onion wrote:
    • Jeevan wrote:
      its revenge time :) australias gonna nail england this time
      jerry

    No chance Jerry :lol:

Only time will tell sage, ausssies ego is hurt, when hurt they come out blazing all guns , KABOOMMM!!!. eng is gonna be blown away :lol:
sage & onion
  • Jeevan wrote:
    • sage & onion wrote:
      • Jeevan wrote:
        its revenge time :) australias gonna nail england this time
        jerry

      No chance Jerry :lol:

    Only time will tell sage, ausssies ego is hurt, when hurt they come out blazing all guns , KABOOMMM!!!. eng is gonna be blown away :lol:

They certainly got lots of ego
EGO Acronym for; England Goes On
Jeevan
  • sage & onion wrote:
    • Jeevan wrote:
      • sage & onion wrote:
        • Jeevan wrote:
          its revenge time :) australias gonna nail england this time
          jerry

        No chance Jerry :lol:

      Only time will tell sage, ausssies ego is hurt, when hurt they come out blazing all guns , KABOOMMM!!!. eng is gonna be blown away :lol:

    They certainly got lots of ego
    EGO Acronym for; England Goes On

or england goes OUT :lol: :lol:
HP
I can bet on that England gonna get white wash. All the teams , which go to Australia get the white wash :lol: 1= First of all the Media of Australia will write propaganda against english players. 3= Second , the prime minister of Australia will come with remarks against English player ( as he did wid Murli -Srilanka). 4= Crowd will make it Hell for English player :P 5= Empires will shows their doubts about some bowlers
sage & onion
  • Jeevan wrote:
    • sage & onion wrote:
      • Jeevan wrote:
        • sage & onion wrote:
          • Jeevan wrote:
            its revenge time :) australias gonna nail england this time
            jerry

          No chance Jerry :lol:

        Only time will tell sage, ausssies ego is hurt, when hurt they come out blazing all guns , KABOOMMM!!!. eng is gonna be blown away :lol:

      They certainly got lots of ego
      EGO Acronym for; England Goes On

    or england goes OUT :lol: :lol:

Touche Jerry :lol: :lol:
Of course the acronym continues
England goes out and beats Australia :lol: :lol:
Jeevan
  • sage & onion wrote:
    • Jeevan wrote:
      • sage & onion wrote:
        • Jeevan wrote:
          • sage & onion wrote:
            • Jeevan wrote:
              its revenge time :) australias gonna nail england this time
              jerry

            No chance Jerry :lol:

          Only time will tell sage, ausssies ego is hurt, when hurt they come out blazing all guns , KABOOMMM!!!. eng is gonna be blown away :lol:

        They certainly got lots of ego
        EGO Acronym for; England Goes On

      or england goes OUT :lol: :lol:

    Touche Jerry :lol: :lol:
    Of course the acronym continues
    England goes out and beats Australia :lol: :lol:

man sage dont pull me into this :lol:
england goes out hit into oblivion by australia :lol:
^ian^
Most of the players have been going out. Vaughan out. Flintoff might be out. Jones in doubt. Will there be anyone from the previous Ashes? Will Tuffnel get rolled out?
sage & onion
  • Jeevan wrote:
    • sage & onion wrote:
      • Jeevan wrote:
        • sage & onion wrote:
          • Jeevan wrote:
            • sage & onion wrote:
              • Jeevan wrote:
                its revenge time :) australias gonna nail england this time
                jerry

              No chance Jerry :lol:

            Only time will tell sage, ausssies ego is hurt, when hurt they come out blazing all guns , KABOOMMM!!!. eng is gonna be blown away :lol:

          They certainly got lots of ego
          EGO Acronym for; England Goes On

        or england goes OUT :lol: :lol:

      Touche Jerry :lol: :lol:
      Of course the acronym continues
      England goes out and beats Australia :lol: :lol:

    man sage dont pull me into this :lol:
    england goes out hit into oblivion by australia :lol:

I think you are right Jerry, maybe we leave it that with the agreement to gloat when one of us has been proved right (me) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
the_zooter
Ian I have complete confidence in our boys to do the business in Australia. We have beaten the second best team in the world with a third-string bowling line-up and second-string batting line-up. My theory is that the top players aren't actually injured, they are just resting. Messrs Flintoff, Jones (S) et al, will be back better than ever come the Ashes in November. On top of that, we have now found two equally competant captains (Strauss and Flintoff), a brand new spinning sensation (Monty P) and a wicket keeper who can actually catch a ball and make some runs in the same match!! What have the Aussies got?? A bunch of hasbeens! Enough said. Kind Regards Mr T Zooter
sage & onion
  • the_zooter wrote:
    Ian
    I have complete confidence in our boys to do the business in Australia.
    We have beaten the second best team in the world with a third-string bowling line-up and second-string batting line-up.
    My theory is that the top players aren't actually injured, they are just resting. Messrs Flintoff, Jones (S) et al, will be back better than ever come the Ashes in November.
    On top of that, we have now found two equally competant captains (Strauss and Flintoff), a brand new spinning sensation (Monty P) and a wicket keeper who can actually catch a ball and make some runs in the same match!!
    What have the Aussies got?? A bunch of hasbeens!
    Enough said.
    Kind Regards
    Mr T Zooter

Amen to that Mr T
^ian^
  • the_zooter wrote:

    What have the Aussies got??

The Australian Cricket Team.
That should be more than enough.
the_zooter
  • ^ian^ wrote:
    • the_zooter wrote:

      What have the Aussies got??

    The Australian Cricket Team.
    That should be more than enough.

Like I say - old has-beens
sage & onion
  • the_zooter wrote:
    • ^ian^ wrote:
      • the_zooter wrote:

        What have the Aussies got??

      The Australian Cricket Team.
      That should be more than enough.

    Like I say - old has-beens

Very old has beens




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