E.J is back

HP

:P well come back sweetheart , where ya been? i am at work, so laters .

Nick81

Carrefour is an evvvvvvil place. Does things to ppl :lol: :lol:

the_zooter

Its good to see her back, I must say! But HP - you need to start smiling some more!! :lol:

Nick81

so who's EJ anyway? HP talks so much about her I am starting to think of her as the 2nd coming of Christ or something :lol: :lol:

easternjewel

I am not back from the grave like snipey! :shock: thanks anyway :wink:

Moester

welcome back :D :D

easternjewel

Nick81 wrote: so who's EJ anyway? HP talks so much about her I am starting to think of her as the 2nd coming of Christ or something :lol: :lol: hehe no, its actually 'the beauty & the beast' :lol:

Nick81

Moester wrote: is she hot? *shakes Moester's hand and waits eagerly for answer* . . . *ducks*

Nick81

Who's the beast? You or HP? :lol:

Moester

hahahahahaha hopefully HP

HP

I am not gonna ask from her , if she has missed me a lot or not !! I know Asian girls are quite shy in expressing their feeling. anyone can bring 24 guns at Dubai romance section ? We gonna give her salute :0). dont tell her about carrfour plz :oops: :P :P :P

Moester

Nick81 wrote: Moester wrote: is she hot? *shakes Moester's hand and waits eagerly for answer* . . . *ducks* :roll: what? when? :roll: i never said that *ducks too*

Dubai Knight

I think its too late! The poor girl has seen your mug in Carrefour...she now shops exclusively at Choitrams just in case she would ever encounter you again! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight

easternjewel

Moester wrote: Nick81 wrote: Moester wrote: is she hot? *shakes Moester's hand and waits eagerly for answer* . . . *ducks* :roll: what? when? :roll: i never said that *ducks too* exactly!! stop misusing the quote function for your convience :lol:

the_zooter

Dubai Knight wrote: I think its too late! The poor girl has seen your mug in Carrefour...she now shops exclusively at Choitrams just in case she would ever encounter you again! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight I was under the impression he is barred from Carrefour now though. They do random searches when you enter the stores, just to make sure you aren't smuggling HP in with your shopping - that's why they melt your bags together. Its not to stop you shoplifting - its to ensure HP can't get in!!

Dubai Knight

the_zooter wrote: Dubai Knight wrote: I think its too late! The poor girl has seen your mug in Carrefour...she now shops exclusively at Choitrams just in case she would ever encounter you again! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight I was under the impression he is barred from Carrefour now though. They do random searches when you enter the stores, just to make sure you aren't smuggling HP in with your shopping - that's why they melt your bags together. Its not to stop you shoplifting - its to ensure HP can't get in!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight

Moester

easternjewel wrote: exactly!! stop misusing the quote function for your convience :lol: ok i will :cry: still we don't have an answer yet.

HP

E.J where ya been ? You didnt even tell me before going out for vacation ? It was Fayz habibi , who informed me about it. Otherwise i was planning to hire Dubai Knight , Zooter, Nick and Liban to search you .....e.g. bowling club , carrefour. Dubai Knight is professional and he used to work with police ......police's dog :P i love DK , thats why i do fun wid him :)

KeithL

Such a romantic thread ! :) HP is a real romeo ! :wink:

Dubai Knight

I am being offered the chance to do a body search on EJ??? WHAAAAY HEYYYYYY! YES PLEASE!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight

Moester

man looks like stalking is a hobby for you. :lol: :lol:

the_zooter

looks like Moe has got the measure of you DK!! :lol:

Moester

:lol: :lol: so it's true, isn't it? :lol: :lol:

easternjewel

Dubai Knight wrote: I am being offered the chance to do a body search on EJ??? WHAAAAY HEYYYYYY! YES PLEASE!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight nobody even mentioned body search DK! hold your horses !! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Moester

she's right DK nobody mentioned body search. but if there is, can i do it?

HP

Dubai Knight wrote: I am being offered the chance to do a body search on EJ??? WHAAAAY HEYYYYYY! YES PLEASE!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight She must only be hiding my picture of carrefour , so take your dirty hands off from her :) . one day the ppl will read this news: " 51 years old man had died in his partment and police only found a HP computer from his room"

easternjewel

NO hold your rats :lol:

HP

HP is very disappointed . He has been waiting for E.J for last 2 months .She came and she didnt even say " Hello " to HP. what do u guys say ? what does it mean? Does she has lot of love for me or what ? :oops:

Moester

if and i say IF there was anything between you two, then she's over you mate, so move on man, move on

HP

Moester wrote: if and i say IF there was anything between you two, then she's over you mate, so move on man, move on I would apperciate if you dont have wish for her body search. I have her all private and public rights until 2020 . :oops: I guess she is in love wid me ..... :wink:

Moester

dude i am not interested in anything else than the body check. just for security purposes. :twisted:

Dubai Knight

HP suggested that I was like a police dog...so its either the full body search or a cold wet nose where it most makes you laugh! Stalking? Nah...just being friendly! Like the Cable Guy! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight

Moester

and what a friendly guy he was.

MaaaD

welcome back EJ, are the shades the summer look ? ;)

easternjewel

thank you MaaaD! yep, totally summer look. shades & bikini = summer hehe

easternjewel

HP wrote: E.J where ya been ? You didnt even tell me before going out for vacation ? It was Fayz habibi , who informed me about it. Otherwise i was planning to hire Dubai Knight , Zooter, Nick and Liban to search you .....e.g. bowling club , carrefour. Dubai Knight is professional and he used to work with police ......police's dog :P i love DK , thats why i do fun wid him :) I was out of town Hp. Sorry I did not inform you, I will do so next time, so that you dont annoy other forumers asking my where abouts :D

MaaaD

easternjewel wrote: thank you MaaaD! yep, totally summer look. shades & bikini = summer hehe we saw the shades, when can we see the other part ? ;)

Dubai Knight

MaaaD wrote: easternjewel wrote: thank you MaaaD! yep, totally summer look. shades & bikini = summer hehe we saw the shades, when can we see the other part ? ;) You can see it...but she won't be in it! Try Beyond the Beach at Jumeirah Plaza. There you can indulge your fetish for looking at womens bathing suits at your leisure...until security sling you out! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight

Liban

I foresee HP changing underwear 4 or 5 times a day now.... LEakage :P

the_zooter

Liban wrote: I foresee HP changing underwear 4 or 5 times a day now.... LEakage :P Well said Spanky!! Though I think he is moving his attentions to GABs now!!

Liban

Intimacy has leakage problems in that area I think :P

XRW-147

HP wrote: carrefour. If memory serves me correct this is your hotspot HP.

the_zooter

XRW-147 wrote: If memory serves me correct this is your hotspot HP. He's banned from Carrefour now though!

easternjewel

Dubai Knight wrote: You can see it...but she won't be in it! certainly :wink:

sniper420

oh yeaaaah look whoz back!!!! *sniper420 changes to a brown boy* In yer absence I wrote a poem 4 u Oh where r u EJ where R u? I doNT knOW WhaT 2 Do... I CanT dO anYThing wiTHouT u..... I cant eat my ChicKEN curry wiTH my PAratha..... nor my tastY DoSA..... I wanted to share with u my samosas... Now u r back we can share my tasty kachori...... The taste will make u swim in tasty waters of pani puri I will cook for u u dont have to worry..... my odor will bond us....the scent of my curry.... (thx to my indian friend who provided moi with rhyming words and laughed hysterically after reading the poem) :lol:

easternjewel

LOL what :shock: sniper? :shock: where is your violent cat? & all this poem for me, awwww, i never liked you sooooooooo much before! :love7: snipper is being nice, the day of judgement is close ....... :lol:

sniper420

easternjewel wrote: LOL what :shock: sniper? :shock: where is your violent cat? & all this poem for me, awwww, i never liked you sooooooooo much before! :love7: snipper is being nice, the day of judgement is close ....... :lol: *sniper420 was abt to wipe the curry from his lips* Oh wait......E.J I guess u have better way to wipe the curry from my slick lips....