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HP

[color=red]Asian United [/color] (no chiense or arabic , because they dont know how to take the cricket bat in hand) 1=) HP..................Opner ..........right arm fast bowler 2=) E.Jewel........ Opner ............right arm spin bowler 3=) Kethil.......... 4=) Bushra ...........Batswomen 5=)Dave............ 6=)Jamal...............................Wicket keeper 7=)ISH...................... 8=)Freza 9=)Pretty Penny............. 10=) Jeevan............................fast Bowler 11=) to be anncounced Coach ........................ Team manager .................... [color=red]Rest of world [/color] 1=) Ian (skipper) 2=) Zooter ................... 3=) ajb 4=) Concord .......................................wicket keeper 5=) Choco 6=) kenelly (choose ................)

bushra21

HP wrote: [color=red]Asian United [/color] (no chiense or arabic , because they dont know how to take the cricket bat in hand) 1=) HP..................Opner ..........right arm fast bowler 2=) E.Jewel........ Opner ............right arm spin bowler 3=) Kethil.......... 4=) Bushra ...........Batswomen [color=indigo](but im arab :oops: )[/color] 5=)Dave............ 6=)Jamal...............................Wicket keeper 7=)ISH...................... 8=)Freza 9=)Pretty Penny............. 10=) Jeevan............................fast Bowler 11=) to be anncounced Coach ........................ Team manager .................... [color=red]Rest of world [/color] 1=) Ian (skipper) 2=) Zooter ................... 3=) ajb 4=) Concord .......................................wicket keeper 5=) Choco 6=) kenelly (choose ................)

Galactico

HP wrote: [color=red]Asian United [/color] (no chiense or arabic , because they dont know how to take the cricket bat in hand) 1=) HP..................Opner ..........right arm fast bowler 2=) E.Jewel........ Opner ............right arm spin bowler 3=) Kethil.......... 4=) Bushra ...........Batswomen 5=)Dave............ 6=)Jamal...............................Wicket keeper 7=)ISH...................... 8=)Freza 9=)Pretty Penny............. 10=) Jeevan............................fast Bowler 11=) to be anncounced Coach ........................ Team manager .................... [color=red]Rest of world [/color] 1=) Ian (skipper) 2=) Zooter ................... 3=) ajb 4=) Concord .......................................wicket keeper 5=) Choco 6=) kenelly (choose ................) 7=) Galactico.................... All Rounder :wink:

asc_26

ASC = Cheer leader. :P

easternjewel

yey bring it ON! 8)

Galactico

easternjewel wrote: yey bring it ON! 8) getting ready to lose :wink:

easternjewel

dude, take a look at my team.. Dave, Ish, jamal, you dont stand a chance :D

Nick81

I'll be happy to help. As soon as someone FINALLY manages to explain to me the rules of cricket...

Galactico

easternjewel wrote: dude, take a look at my team.. Dave, Ish, jamal, you dont stand a chance :D dude we got Dr D has the captain while you got HP :D I know who I would have on my side :wink: also i vote in number 8 SNA33Y that is 2 aussie winning mentality me thinks 8)

easternjewel

Nick81 wrote: I'll be happy to help. As soon as someone FINALLY manages to explain to me the rules of cricket... You just have to hit the ball with a bat & make runs... while Jamal holds the fielder by his neck :lol:

Galactico

easternjewel wrote: Nick81 wrote: I'll be happy to help. As soon as someone FINALLY manages to explain to me the rules of cricket... You just have to hit the ball with a bat & make runs... while Jamal holds the fielder :lol: haha thats a good 1

easternjewel

Galactico wrote: easternjewel wrote: dude, take a look at my team.. Dave, Ish, jamal, you dont stand a chance :D dude we got Dr D has the captain while you got HP :D I know who I would have on my side :wink: also i vote in number 8 SNA33Y that is 2 aussie winning mentality me thinks 8) hmmm you may have a chance if Arnie is the empire. :lol: I wonder where is he, i miss him

Galactico

actually i can play for both sides because im asain aswell but I was not included I aint a number 11 EJ swap places with me you can go 11 I go 1 :wink: Otherwise prepare to lose :D

HP

[color=red]Before we play ,lets have the result of doping test , as Australian are cheaters [/color] :P HP doping Test result : 1= Food ......Chicken Biryani, Eggs , lamb Biryani 2= Drinks ...... Water , Cola , Cola Light Bushra doping Test result : 1= Food ......Shawrma , Kebab ,(all bills paid by her BF(s). 2= smoking...............Sheehsa Zooter doping Test result : 1= Hash smoker 2= excessive masterb.....(Bushra can u complete it) 3= engery injection 4= Viagra Choco doping Test result : 1= Choco-late 2= candy E.Jewel doping Test result : 1= love of HP 2= love of HP 3= love of HP

fayz

:lol: :lol: good to have you back HP

Mike O'Neill

Coming from Perth, is cricket a big thing in Dubai cause it certainly is here people!!

sage & onion

Mike O'Neill wrote: Coming from Perth, is cricket a big thing in Dubai cause it certainly is here people!! You hear about it now and again, mostly from Aussie guys who have lost their way :lol:

SNA33Y

Who in the Asian Team is going to field at Silly Mid ?? Thanks for the call up Galactico. I'm actually a bigger football (soccer) fan. I def play football better than cricket. However being an Aussie cricket is in our genetic make up.

freza

Asian United, I love it! The most pressing question here is: what color will our uniforms be? I vote for lilac.

Galactico

SNA33Y wrote: Who in the Asian Team is going to field at Silly Mid ?? Thanks for the call up Galactico. I'm actually a bigger football (soccer) fan. I def play football better than cricket. However being an Aussie cricket is in our genetic make up. Arnt we all 8) Be carefull though about which football team you support or you will have sage on your case :D

HP

HP is going to Ball Zooter (UK) :P

SNA33Y

Galactico wrote: SNA33Y wrote: Who in the Asian Team is going to field at Silly Mid ?? Thanks for the call up Galactico. I'm actually a bigger football (soccer) fan. I def play football better than cricket. However being an Aussie cricket is in our genetic make up. Arnt we all 8) Be carefull though about which football team you support or you will have sage on your case :D What could S&O possibly have against Luton Town??? :lol: :lol:

Galactico

SNA33Y wrote: Galactico wrote: SNA33Y wrote: Who in the Asian Team is going to field at Silly Mid ?? Thanks for the call up Galactico. I'm actually a bigger football (soccer) fan. I def play football better than cricket. However being an Aussie cricket is in our genetic make up. Arnt we all 8) Be carefull though about which football team you support or you will have sage on your case :D What could S&O possibly have against Luton Town??? :lol: :lol: No comment on that team :lol: :lol: you watching the big game today I hope liverpool can do us a favour and win chelsea then we win tomorrow 9 points clear 8)

sage & onion

SNA33Y wrote: Galactico wrote: SNA33Y wrote: Who in the Asian Team is going to field at Silly Mid ?? Thanks for the call up Galactico. I'm actually a bigger football (soccer) fan. I def play football better than cricket. However being an Aussie cricket is in our genetic make up. Arnt we all 8) Be carefull though about which football team you support or you will have sage on your case :D What could S&O possibly have against Luton Town??? :lol: :lol: Nothing at all, great team

Galactico

obviosly not better than Man U :wink:

SNA33Y

I'd have to say..... Wrap it up and send the trophy to Man U. Liverpool did them a big favour yesterday. I can't see Chelsea recoverying with all that's going on behind the scenes. No focus!! BTW Luton lost aswell. Not happy!! :) :( :x :evil: :twisted:

Jeevan

Way to go HP :lol: :lol: JUst a correction am a fast bowler as well as a batsman hehehe lets kick some A$$ J

asc_26

freza wrote: Asian United, I love it! The most pressing question here is: what color will our uniforms be? I vote for lilac. United Colours of Benetton 8)

kanelli

hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey 8)

Jeevan

kanelli wrote: hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey 8) specifically power play right? ice hockey :lol: :lol:

^ian^

Well, as Captain don't I get to pick my own team? 1=) AJB (Opener) 2=) Zooter ................... (opener/wicketkeeper) 3=) Ian (Captain) 4=) Concord (Vice Captain) 5=) Yorky 6=) Choco 7=) kanelli 8=) Galactico 9=) Dubai Knight 10=) PBH 11=) Arniegang 12=) Sage & Onion

Jeevan

OK Looking at ur team Ian the asian team is gonna have a easy time. 4 senior citizens in ur team, would they last the length of the game? :lol:

^ian^

Jeevan wrote: OK Looking at ur tem Ian the asian team is gonna have a easy time. 4 senior citizens in ur team, would they last the length of the game? :lol: Mate... remember what happened to the poms when they said McGrath and Warne were hasbeens. Besides, we only need the first 4 batsmen....

Jeevan

when it comes to poms thats always the story :) asia 11 is a different team alltogether

rammie

am offering my services should you require a batsman in the mould of pieterson ps first post from dubai!!

Galactico

SNA33Y wrote: I'd have to say..... Wrap it up and send the trophy to Man U. Liverpool did them a big favour yesterday. I can't see Chelsea recoverying with all that's going on behind the scenes. No focus!! BTW Luton lost aswell. Not happy!! :) :( :x :evil: :twisted: Only if they can win the Arsenal today. Massive game really is come on you reds :D

^ian^

sage & onion wrote: ^ian^ wrote: Well, as Captain don't I get to pick my own team? 1=) AJB (Opener) 2=) Zooter ................... (opener/wicketkeeper) 3=) Ian (Captain) 4=) Concord (Vice Captain) 5=) Yorky 6=) Choco 7=) kanelli 8=) Galactico 9=) Dubai Knight 10=) PBH 11=) Arniegang 12=) Sage & Onion Never played cricket in my life, so it will be strictly tea & drinks service That's what a 12th man does!

HP

where to play and when . i am really sorry some of u can not understand Urdu/hindi see how Shoaib Akhtar sings indian song: :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeqwt0riSus

sage & onion

^ian^ wrote: Well, as Captain don't I get to pick my own team? 1=) AJB (Opener) 2=) Zooter ................... (opener/wicketkeeper) 3=) Ian (Captain) 4=) Concord (Vice Captain) 5=) Yorky 6=) Choco 7=) kanelli 8=) Galactico 9=) Dubai Knight 10=) PBH 11=) Arniegang 12=) Sage & Onion Never played cricket in my life, so it will be strictly tea & drinks service

sage & onion

^ian^ wrote: sage & onion wrote: ^ian^ wrote: Well, as Captain don't I get to pick my own team? 1=) AJB (Opener) 2=) Zooter ................... (opener/wicketkeeper) 3=) Ian (Captain) 4=) Concord (Vice Captain) 5=) Yorky 6=) Choco 7=) kanelli 8=) Galactico 9=) Dubai Knight 10=) PBH 11=) Arniegang 12=) Sage & Onion Never played cricket in my life, so it will be strictly tea & drinks service That's what a 12th man does! You mean you didn't know :shock: :shock: :shock:

asc_26

sage & onion wrote: ^ian^ wrote: sage & onion wrote: ^ian^ wrote: Well, as Captain don't I get to pick my own team? 1=) AJB (Opener) 2=) Zooter ................... (opener/wicketkeeper) 3=) Ian (Captain) 4=) Concord (Vice Captain) 5=) Yorky 6=) Choco 7=) kanelli 8=) Galactico 9=) Dubai Knight 10=) PBH 11=) Arniegang 12=) Sage & Onion Never played cricket in my life, so it will be strictly tea & drinks service That's what a 12th man does! You mean you didn't know :shock: :shock: :shock: 12=) Sage & Onion = water boy or towel boy for the team. :lol:

sage & onion

asc_26 wrote: sage & onion wrote: ^ian^ wrote: sage & onion wrote: ^ian^ wrote: Well, as Captain don't I get to pick my own team? 1=) AJB (Opener) 2=) Zooter ................... (opener/wicketkeeper) 3=) Ian (Captain) 4=) Concord (Vice Captain) 5=) Yorky 6=) Choco 7=) kanelli 8=) Galactico 9=) Dubai Knight 10=) PBH 11=) Arniegang 12=) Sage & Onion Never played cricket in my life, so it will be strictly tea & drinks service That's what a 12th man does! You mean you didn't know :shock: :shock: :shock: 12=) Sage & Onion = water boy or towel boy for the team. :lol: S & O = Boy, don't you just luv her :oops:

Concord

^ian^ wrote: Well, as Captain don't I get to pick my own team? 1=) AJB (Opener) 2=) Zooter ................... (opener/wicketkeeper) 3=) Ian (Captain) 4=) Concord (Vice Captain) 5=) Yorky 6=) Choco 7=) kanelli 8=) Galactico 9=) Dubai Knight 10=) PBH 11=) Arniegang 12=) Sage & Onion I don't know whether Vice Captain is a promotion or demotion (from Wicketkeeper) but its got a good ring to it. I like batting fourth (clean-up hitter in baseball). Anyways, and on another sport, on my way to see ManU with some rabbid ManU fans. Check the obituaries if Arsenal wins as I've got this thing for "instigating"!

KeithL

easternjewel wrote: dude, take a look at my team.. Dave, Ish, jamal, you dont stand a chance :D you forgot me EJ :cry: I could "keep" for you ! :wink: .... we'll get HP run out

rudeboy

rite i m in :D n seriously when is the match :P can it be after 2 weeks plz plz plz i ll be in then. HP bro sort me out in ur team. EJ u make her a physio or something :P n i ll come in her place :D HP just imagine EJ giving u a massage when u get ur 100. :D if this thing goes on am for sure mine n jamal bros partnership will kick da rest of da world teams ass easily :D wot says jamal?

the_zooter

^ian^ wrote: Well, as Captain don't I get to pick my own team? 1=) AJB (Opener) 2=) Zooter ................... (opener/wicketkeeper) 3=) Ian (Captain) 4=) Concord (Vice Captain) 5=) Yorky 6=) Choco 7=) kanelli 8=) Galactico 9=) Dubai Knight 10=) PBH 11=) Arniegang 12=) Sage & Onion I'd better dust off my keepers gloves then - it's been a while!

St.Lucifer

Can we really play :D before the doping test.. there should be a fitness test. Those who are not able to walk properly, or play basketball with cricket ball, or think its a grenade n run away from it shouldnt be allowed in the team.. the least.. and hope i'll qualify as the captain in case HP is not able to perform under pressure.. So when is the series starting..???

sauron

SNA33Y wrote: Who in the Asian Team is going to field at Silly Mid ?? Thanks for the call up Galactico. I'm actually a bigger football (soccer) fan. I def play football better than cricket. However being an Aussie cricket is in our genetic make up. I'm not Asian, but seeing as the captain of the Rest of the World didn't pick me :cry: :cry: :cry: I'm willing to offer my services ( or maybe that's tennis? ) Silly Mid-off sounds good to me.........but I ain't dealing with no googlies..........

Jeevan

sauron how about you doing the commentary :) that would be amazing wouldnt it ad ur poems in between:)

Galactico

sauron or you could be the umpire

sauron

Or knit some Arran jumpers? In lilac, of course. :D

freza

^ Yes! Lilac jumpers it is! Is this thing for real??? Cuz if it is I better start training or something. What should I do? Start jogging, practice the split, cartwheels..or what? (Serious question BTW)

^ian^

freza wrote: ^ Yes! Lilac jumpers it is! Is this thing for real??? Cuz if it is I better start training or something. What should I do? Start jogging, practice the split, cartwheels..or what? (Serious question BTW) In cricket there's a lot of rubbing balls, you should start by practising that.

freza

^ian^ wrote: In cricket there's a lot of rubbing balls, you should start by practising that. Oh, that sounds splendid. Any volunteers? EDIT: *cough* oh, those cricket balls, ok, nevermind then. Why do you rub them? To create static electricity?

^ian^

freza wrote: ^ian^ wrote: freza wrote: ^ Yes! Lilac jumpers it is! Is this thing for real??? Cuz if it is I better start training or something. What should I do? Start jogging, practice the split, cartwheels..or what? (Serious question BTW) In cricket there's a lot of rubbing balls, you should start by practising that. Oh, that sounds splendid. Any volunteers? EDIT: *cough* oh, those cricket balls, ok, nevermind then. Why do you rub them? To create static electricity? No, because you know, being in the sun all day wearing trousers, sweat builds up, things get sticky... itchy... they need a rub. Oh... cricket balls? If you shine one side and scuff the other it causes the ball to swing through the air making it difficult for batsmen to hit.

sauron

^ian^ wrote: freza wrote: ^ Yes! Lilac jumpers it is! Is this thing for real??? Cuz if it is I better start training or something. What should I do? Start jogging, practice the split, cartwheels..or what? (Serious question BTW) In cricket there's a lot of rubbing balls, you should start by practising that. Oh dear, I'm a bit confused now. What's the difference between a ball and a googly? :roll:

Galactico

A cricket ball is the ball you use to play. A googly is what a bowler mainly a spinner can do with the ball. The ball is spinned in a certain direction. Shane Warne is the master at this art of bowling Freza I think you better start training now has you know you dont have much chance :D anyways maybe your team will make it respectable and lose by 200 instead of 300 runs and thats being fair :wink: :wink:

Jeevan

And How does freza intend to play :D over the web:) u gotta be here for the game:). Ian seriously lets have a game sometime, gather the people who are interested and have a go:)

Galactico

Jeevan wrote: And How does freza intend to play :D over the web:) u gotta be here for the game:) To see you lot lose it be worth it its only a 7 hrs flight :D :D Sage the water boy haha thats a good one are you sure he has enough stamina to keep on running on the pitch passing us drinks. :D :D I know if I was batting I make sure he runs on the pitch every over :wink:

Jeevan

Galactico wrote: Jeevan wrote: And How does freza intend to play :D over the web:) u gotta be here for the game:) To see you lot lose it be worth it its only a 7 hrs flight :D :D Sage the water boy haha thats a good one are you sure he has enough stamina to keep on running on the pitch passing us drinks. :D :D I know if I was batting I make sure he runs on the pitch every over :wink: Ahem.. *cough* who said we gonna loose? wakey wakey shine shine :) we will find it out on the field :) come and face ma toe crushing yorkers:) and ya the match has to be with leather balls, no tennis stuff

Galactico

Jeevan wrote: Galactico wrote: Jeevan wrote: And How does freza intend to play :D over the web:) u gotta be here for the game:) To see you lot lose it be worth it its only a 7 hrs flight :D :D Sage the water boy haha thats a good one are you sure he has enough stamina to keep on running on the pitch passing us drinks. :D :D I know if I was batting I make sure he runs on the pitch every over :wink: Ahem.. *cough* who said we gonna loose? wakey wakey shine shine :) we will find it out on the field :) come and face ma toe crushing yorkers:) and ya the match has to be with leather balls, no tennis stuff Im wide awake :P no worries about the ball I can play with a leather 1. I be more worried about you jeevan bro when you try to ball those yorkers and they turn into half volleys the look on your face when they are knocked for six would be priceless. :D and you said I dont like cricket :wink:

Jeevan

lol bro:) where did ya read about it :) :lol: kiddin yea leathers the stuff, would love to take on the battle on the field rather than here :wink: but i guess no one else is interested, after declaring the teams they have disappeared

Galactico

yeh im sure its suppose to be 11 v 11 :D I guess its just you and I You bowling to me like a Srinath or Pathan while im knocking those sweet sixes. Afridi or Gilchrist style :wink:

Jeevan

ok live the sixes aside for now we will see to it on the field as i said :) where are the others they ran out of steam i guess

St.Lucifer

just waiting to get to the field.. :) Gotta get to do some real hard work on the bouncers.. I'll avenge for what u aussies n pommies have done to our Dada Gangully :P.. Lets get'em...

sauron

:shock: Well, all this talk of balls and leather and Gangullies. Whoever said cricket was boring??!!

Jeevan

Wait till ya play the game sauron its even more fun :)

SNA33Y

I'm just kinda upset for being left out in the final cut. I will play but require someone to beg for my return. :lol:

HP

Hey I would make it clear that no Australian Umpire in ground. Its Asian United and we dont want to have Umpire from Australia . Bushra can u come to me , i would like to take ur fitness test . I would like to see if u can give short pitch delivery :lol: HP' record Test score 100's 50's 6's 100 10999 20 120 400

the_zooter

HP wrote: Test score 100's 50's 6's 100 10999 20 120 400 That's a terrible conversion rate - 120 fifties, but only 20 centuries - that's a sign of someone who lacks confidence and the mental resolve to for the fight - much like most of the Pakistan cricket team

HP

the_zooter wrote: That's a terrible conversion rate - 120 fifties, but only 20 centuries - that's a sign of someone who lacks confidence and the mental resolve to for the fight - much like most of the Pakistan cricket team England can not even score more than 110 runs in cricket match . My average is best than the entire English team. English team sucks .

sage & onion

HP wrote: the_zooter wrote: That's a terrible conversion rate - 120 fifties, but only 20 centuries - that's a sign of someone who lacks confidence and the mental resolve to for the fight - much like most of the Pakistan cricket team England can not even score more than 110 runs in cricket match . My average is best than the entire English team. English team sucks . Hey, based on which statistics????