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XRW-147
40-ish.................................49. Adventurous...................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................No breasts. Average looking............Moooo. Beautiful.............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure.......On medication. Feminist...............................Fat. Free spirit...........................Junkie. Friendship first..................Former slut. New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned...................No BJs. Open-minded...................Desperate. Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional.........................Bitch. Voluptuous.........................Very Fat. Large frame.........................Hugely Fat. Wants Soul mate..............Stalker.
Palkid7
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ouch can't wait to hear replies from the ladies !!!!
alexandra
:lol: :lol: :lol: mean boys :twisted:
weary_heart
Spanks.
sara_uk
very funny :lol: :lol: sadly true too :roll:
bear
a lot of them are very true though :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
asc_26
False... :wink: Dictionary made by desperate man on earth. :lol:
the_zooter
That's a classic X - and is very true also!!
sara_uk
  • the_zooter wrote:
    That's a classic X - and is very true also!!

how would you know?? only women can tell :lol:
asc_26
  • the_zooter wrote:
    That's a classic X - and is very true also!!

i beg to disagree zooter :lol:
fayz
:lol: :lol:
asc_26
  • fayz wrote:
    :lol: :lol:

U disagree too? :wink:
d3vilish_ang3l_88
hehehe.....very funny.. but y would girls write in a personal ad anyways ???
MaaaD
hilarious.. although feminist = hairy too .. :lol:
Eros
LMAO!!!
kanelli
:lol: Now where is the men's version?
Dubai Knight
  • kanelli wrote:
    :lol:
    Now where is the men's version?

There isn't one darling, because we are 100% honest 100% of the time!
(Cough!!)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight
Palkid7
  • kanelli wrote:
    :lol:
    Now where is the men's version?

Well I think u should figure it out !!!!
Bleakus
haha OMG thats awesome guys dont put the guys version, its gonna be a bigger post ;)
XRW-147
  • sara_uk wrote:
    • the_zooter wrote:
      That's a classic X - and is very true also!!

    how would you know?? only women can tell :lol:

Not from personal experience I hope Z :wink:
Mint Tulip
Men's Personal Ads, deciphered .
40-ish = 52 but thinks he looks 31, acts 20.
Athletic = Sits on the couch and watches Football matches.
Average looking = Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and back. Pimply butt.
Educated = Will always treat you like an idiot.
Free spirit = Out of a job; sleeping on a friend's couch.
Gentleman = s.e.xist pig
Friendship first = As long as friendship involves nudity.
Fun = Bar, beer, bar, vodka, bar...
Good Looking = Arrogant & egotistical.
Honest = Blunt and rude jerk.
Huggable = Beer gut and more body hair than a bear.
Likes to cuddle = Insecure, overly dependent and whiny.
Mature = Until you get to know him.
Open-minded = About his "relationship" with his maid.
Competitive = Competes with his buddies on who farts the loudest.
Physically fit = Spends a lot of time in front of mirror admiring himself. Buys T-shirts one size too small.
Writes Poetry = What he scribbles on a piece of paper while pretending to be busy at work.
New Age = Smelly and with generally bad hygiene.
Stable = Occasional stalker, but never arrested.

Enterprising = Cheap mofo.
Good Listener = Autistic
Hard Worker = On Viagra or Cialis.
XRW-147
Nice MT, but a shorter one:
[Insert description here] = Desperate and wants $ex.
Simple eh?
kanelli
:lol: Thanks Mint Tulip - now that was funny :wink:
Bleakus
so i am........an Arrogant & egotistical, About his "relationship" with his maid. ,On Viagra or Cialis, Autistic, Blunt and rude jerk dude? hahaha OMG thats crazy, i sound like such a bastard
d3vilish_ang3l_88
hahaha...thats even more funnies than the women version :lol: :lol:
St.Lucifer
Pathetic path that people take.. :) Does it mean that... an honest, mature and open minded gentle man with good looks and enterprising skills can never even pretend to b a good listener to a bird who is trying to adv.. herself at the gym where he goes to keep himself perfectly fit..? :D
bear
  • Mint Tulip wrote:
    Men's Personal Ads, deciphered .
    Educated = Will always treat you like an idiot.
    Friendship first = As long as friendship involves nudity.
    Good Looking = Arrogant & egotistical.
    Honest = Blunt and rude jerk.
    Huggable = Beer gut and more body hair than a bear.
    Likes to cuddle = Insecure, overly dependent and whiny.
    Competitive = Competes with his buddies on who farts the loudest.
    Physically fit = Spends a lot of time in front of mirror admiring himself.
    Writes Poetry = What he scribbles on a piece of paper while pretending to be busy at work.

These hit a little too close to home :cry: :cry: :cry:
Corcovado
  • XRW-147 wrote:
    40-ish.................................49.
    Adventurous...................Slept with everyone.
    Athletic...............................No breasts.
    Average looking............Moooo.
    Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
    Emotionally Secure.......On medication.
    Feminist...............................Fat.
    Free spirit...........................Junkie.
    Friendship first..................Former slut.
    New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
    Old-fashioned...................No BJs.
    Open-minded...................Desperate.
    Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.
    Professional.........................Bitch.
    Voluptuous.........................Very Fat.
    Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
    Wants Soul mate..............Stalker.

well xrw ...
if i ever place a personal ad it will be this way:
26 feminist and professional at my work..and i think of myself as a free spirit and friendship comes first to me ...
translate it please :?
sara_uk
sorry girls but the women version is more funnier :lol:
XRW-147
  • Corcovado wrote:
    if i ever place a personal ad it will be this way:
    translate it please :?

Why waste my time? I have a feeling you'll never need to.
Corcovado
hehehe u do??? :oops: :oops: me too 8) 8)
zam
aaaawwwww :P :oops: :P :oops: THe male version is funnier as usual.... ohh and now I dont like my husby to be a good listener :o
dubai girl
Both adverts got several grins out of me!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
weary_heart
:lol: :lol: :lol: now it's even! ... ont he second thought... male version list is longer! :lol:
bushra21
  • Bleakus wrote:
    so i am........an Arrogant & egotistical, About his "relationship" with his maid. ,On Viagra or Cialis, Autistic, Blunt and rude jerk dude?
    hahaha OMG thats crazy, i sound like such a bastard

i couldnt have said it better myself :roll:
bonitta
funny.
noangelvx5
very mean 2 both sides n dangerous 4 the writers health if ppl find u...heheh but almost very true.. :lol:
fayz
  • Mint Tulip wrote:
    Friendship first = As long as friendship involves nudity.

hahaha both versions were great but this line made me laugh the most.




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