| XRW-147 |
| 40-ish.................................49. Adventurous...................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................No breasts. Average looking............Moooo. Beautiful.............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure.......On medication. Feminist...............................Fat. Free spirit...........................Junkie. Friendship first..................Former slut. New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned...................No BJs. Open-minded...................Desperate. Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional.........................Bitch. Voluptuous.........................Very Fat. Large frame.........................Hugely Fat. Wants Soul mate..............Stalker. |
| Palkid7 |
| :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ouch can't wait to hear replies from the ladies !!!! |
| alexandra |
| :lol: :lol: :lol: mean boys :twisted: |
| weary_heart |
| Spanks. |
| sara_uk |
| very funny :lol: :lol: sadly true too :roll: |
| bear |
| a lot of them are very true though :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D |
| asc_26 |
| False... :wink: Dictionary made by desperate man on earth. :lol: |
| the_zooter |
| That's a classic X - and is very true also!! |
| sara_uk |
how would you know?? only women can tell :lol: |
| asc_26 |
i beg to disagree zooter :lol: |
| fayz |
| :lol: :lol: |
| asc_26 |
U disagree too? :wink: |
| d3vilish_ang3l_88 |
| hehehe.....very funny.. but y would girls write in a personal ad anyways ??? |
| MaaaD |
| hilarious.. although feminist = hairy too .. :lol: |
| Eros |
| LMAO!!! |
| kanelli |
| :lol: Now where is the men's version? |
| Dubai Knight |
There isn't one darling, because we are 100% honest 100% of the time! (Cough!!) :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight |
| Palkid7 |
Well I think u should figure it out !!!! |
| Bleakus |
| haha OMG thats awesome guys dont put the guys version, its gonna be a bigger post ;) |
| XRW-147 |
Not from personal experience I hope Z :wink: |
| Mint Tulip |
| Men's Personal Ads, deciphered . 40-ish = 52 but thinks he looks 31, acts 20. Athletic = Sits on the couch and watches Football matches. Average looking = Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and back. Pimply butt. Educated = Will always treat you like an idiot. Free spirit = Out of a job; sleeping on a friend's couch. Gentleman = s.e.xist pig Friendship first = As long as friendship involves nudity. Fun = Bar, beer, bar, vodka, bar... Good Looking = Arrogant & egotistical. Honest = Blunt and rude jerk. Huggable = Beer gut and more body hair than a bear. Likes to cuddle = Insecure, overly dependent and whiny. Mature = Until you get to know him. Open-minded = About his "relationship" with his maid. Competitive = Competes with his buddies on who farts the loudest. Physically fit = Spends a lot of time in front of mirror admiring himself. Buys T-shirts one size too small. Writes Poetry = What he scribbles on a piece of paper while pretending to be busy at work. New Age = Smelly and with generally bad hygiene. Stable = Occasional stalker, but never arrested. Enterprising = Cheap mofo. Good Listener = Autistic Hard Worker = On Viagra or Cialis. |
| XRW-147 |
| Nice MT, but a shorter one: [Insert description here] = Desperate and wants $ex. Simple eh? |
| kanelli |
| :lol: Thanks Mint Tulip - now that was funny :wink: |
| Bleakus |
| so i am........an Arrogant & egotistical, About his "relationship" with his maid. ,On Viagra or Cialis, Autistic, Blunt and rude jerk dude? hahaha OMG thats crazy, i sound like such a bastard |
| d3vilish_ang3l_88 |
| hahaha...thats even more funnies than the women version :lol: :lol: |
| St.Lucifer |
| Pathetic path that people take.. :) Does it mean that... an honest, mature and open minded gentle man with good looks and enterprising skills can never even pretend to b a good listener to a bird who is trying to adv.. herself at the gym where he goes to keep himself perfectly fit..? :D |
| bear |
These hit a little too close to home :cry: :cry: :cry: |
| Corcovado |
well xrw ... if i ever place a personal ad it will be this way: 26 feminist and professional at my work..and i think of myself as a free spirit and friendship comes first to me ... translate it please :? |
| sara_uk |
| sorry girls but the women version is more funnier :lol: |
| XRW-147 |
Why waste my time? I have a feeling you'll never need to. |
| Corcovado |
| hehehe u do??? :oops: :oops: me too 8) 8) |
| zam |
| aaaawwwww :P :oops: :P :oops: THe male version is funnier as usual.... ohh and now I dont like my husby to be a good listener :o |
| dubai girl |
| Both adverts got several grins out of me!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: |
| weary_heart |
| :lol: :lol: :lol: now it's even! ... ont he second thought... male version list is longer! :lol: |
| bushra21 |
i couldnt have said it better myself :roll: |
| bonitta |
| funny. |
| noangelvx5 |
| very mean 2 both sides n dangerous 4 the writers health if ppl find u...heheh but almost very true.. :lol: |
| fayz |
hahaha both versions were great but this line made me laugh the most. |