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noplacelikehome
ARE YOU A BRIT LIVING ABROAD BUT THINKING ABOUT COMING HOME TO THE UK? DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS? ITV1 are making the second series of ‘No Place Like Home?’ about British Ex-Pats who are considering moving back to the UK. We’re keen to hear from Brits who are living abroad, but who are now thinking about returning permanently to Britain. Perhaps you miss your family and friends, maybe you are struggling with the language, or very simply you yearn for a bit of British culture. However, it’s not an easy decision – what if you make a mistake? You’ll be flown back to the UK and given the opportunity to ‘test-drive’ the reality of living in the UK. Relocation expert Catherine Gee will give you the information you need to make an informed decision about whether to remain an expat or come home for good. If this sounds like you, or anyone you know, please contact Kaaj. Email: nplh@fevermedia.co.uk Or call 00 44 (0) 20 7428 5755
Dr Strangeglove
Move back to the UK? Ha, I just laughed so hard that I nearly got a nosebleed. Move back to a place where constant taxation, teenage pregnancy, knife crime, awful weather and the most over-rated and disappointing football team in the world are all we have to look forward to? The Doc would rather scoop out both his eyes with a blunt rusty spoon and then use them as ear-rings. When I move away from Dubai, it won't be back to Not So Great Anymore Britain.
g00se
hahahahahahahaha Nice 1, Dr S. Couldn't agree more. Except at 0417 this morning, when the fkg construction site adjacent to our place started :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Chocoholic
I couldn't agree more! a programme on why Brits WON'T move back to the UK would be a better idea! Why do you think we're all leaving in the first place.
gtmash
  • Dr Strangeglove wrote:
    Move back to the UK? Ha, I just laughed so hard that I nearly got a nosebleed.
    Move back to a place where constant taxation, teenage pregnancy, knife crime, awful weather and the most over-rated and disappointing football team in the world are all we have to look forward to?
    The Doc would rather scoop out both his eyes with a blunt rusty spoon and then use them as ear-rings.
    When I move away from Dubai, it won't be back to Not So Great Anymore Britain.

What's wrong with knife crime?
Chocoholic
Dude, that's really not funny seeing as two teenage boys were stabbed to death only in the last few days! Moron!
gtmash
  • Chocoholic wrote:
    Dude, that's really not funny seeing as two teenage boys were stabbed to death only in the last few days!
    Moron!

I challenge you to a duel!
Chocoholic
You're an idiot!
arniegang
  • Dr Strangeglove wrote:
    Move back to the UK? Ha, I just laughed so hard that I nearly got a nosebleed.
    Move back to a place where constant taxation, teenage pregnancy, knife crime, awful weather and the most over-rated and disappointing football team in the world are all we have to look forward to?
    The Doc would rather scoop out both his eyes with a blunt rusty spoon and then use them as ear-rings.
    When I move away from Dubai, it won't be back to Not So Great Anymore Britain.

Nice one Doc
8)
gtmash
  • Chocoholic wrote:
    You're an idiot!

You're an idiot!
Chocoholic
I have to really wonder why anyone would want to go back to be honest. Not much good in that country right now. Such a shame really.
desert surfer
Every year I meet many Brits in airports round the world... complaining about the conditions in Britain...may be other western countries should learn about drawbacks of immigration and make changes.
sage & onion
  • Chocoholic wrote:
    I have to really wonder why anyone would want to go back to be honest. Not much good in that country right now. Such a shame really.

Everyone to their own
Chocoholic
Yeah each to their own! I have to back for a week next month and I'm dreading it!
Dr Strangeglove
Chocoholic, you couldn't bring me back a family pack of Walker's Cheese & Onion Crisps could you?! I still can't believe they sell Ketchup flavour here but not C&O!
arniegang
Doc Spinneys in Marina walk sell Cheese and Onion - Walkers :wink:




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