| sage & onion |
| So that we can have boiled egg and spoon races
Why does Turkey taste different from Chicken? |
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| aarif |
| look in to mirror and you will get the answer
beavis and butthead OR South Park? |
| gracy |
| actually it is not, it is your eyes that has the ability to see multicolors.. :)
why do chiken lays egg? |
| gracy |
| to hide dead nails.. :lol:
why is priest no wife? |
| asc_26 |
| Because they aint chips. :D
Why people close their eyes when sleeping? |
| sage & onion |
| Because our nails are not strong enough to dig.
Why do ladies paint their nails? |
| gracy |
| so that we can fold it to a tiny piece...
why is we swim in water and not in land? |
| iurca |
| because it's funny to live when u're confused.
what was first: day or night? |
| sara_uk |
| because there is no other thing to sit on!!
why people start all these games??? :( |
| isabela |
| because i want to be wet..
Are you wet? |
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| fayz |
| because the hot water heater isn't off :lol: :lol:
Why do you shower? |
| zam |
| so he wont be bad breath!
why am I feeling hot? |
| isabela |
| coz the AC is off...
why is the water in the shower hot? |
| nosoup4u |
It's an easy game.
How to Play:
You Answer the question asked by the person above you with a Smartass answer and then ask a question yourself.
The next person repeats the cycle.
Example:
Person above you: Why do birds fly?
You: Because they can. Why do we sit on chairs?
I'll start:
Why do we sit on chairs? |
| zam |
| A: Bec we dont want to sit on the table, it wouldnt look nice. :lol:
Q: Why are you here? |
| isabela |
| bec he doesnt want to say hello when he answers it...
why are you calling on the phone anyway? |
| nosoup4u |
| A: 'cuz I was HERE first
Q: Why do people use computers? |
| iurca |
| cos u're ignoring your phone.
why are you ignoring your phone? |
| fayz |
| Because abacuses are bulky
Why is the sky blue? |
|
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| iurca |
| because computers can not use people!YET!
why do people eat?
p.s. the answer was for the question about computers.sorry |
| easternjewel |
| how else would they poop?
why does sweat stink? |
| fayz |
| Because if it didn't people would lick themselves.
Why do doctors wear white? |
| sara_uk |
| So they look like the wall
Why people always fight |
| iurca |
| to find out who is a bigger fool. and it is always the winner.
whay does it rain? |
| zam |
| Bec angels too need to pee!
Why do the birds keep on flying? |
| fayz |
| because we drive.
why do birds sing
EDIT::HAHAHAH meant for ircu but still applies, classic |
| easternjewel |
| cause they dont have signals in the sky
why doesnt cows fly? |
| fayz |
| cause it'd rain milk.
why are women from venus? |
| zam |
| Bec in Venus it rain milk.
Why do we have gravity? |
| fayz |
| so we don't float up to freakish milk raining venus
what's an ozone? |
| easternjewel |
| ozone is ZONE with a round about but no U-TURN
dont mistake it with UZONE
why do men have beards on their face? |
| iurca |
| cos women couldn't see the real face of a man.
why does the phone ring? |
| fayz |
| how else are you going to ignore it?
why am i posting so much this afternoon instead of working |
| nosoup4u |
| not yet but i'll have the jacuzzi ready when u come ;)
Why is George Bush hated by so many? |
| zam |
| Bec he is two faced (yeah the rival of Batman!)
why is it Thursday today? |
| nosoup4u |
| 'cuz it always is after Wednesday, duh! :P
Why do we work 6 days a week? |
| gtmash |
| Because you all are too stupid to play the stock market.
Why is all this getting so confusing? |
| asc_26 |
| NIGHT
Why are we crying? |
| nosoup4u |
| just 'cuz my eyes water, doesn't mean I cry.. it was the.. errr.. Sun.. yeah it was the sun :P
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? |
| gtmash |
- nosoup4u wrote:
just 'cuz my eyes water, doesn't mean I cry.. it was the.. errr.. Sun.. yeah it was the sun :P
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The yolk.
Who is the woman at the top forum photo? |
| pixie 32 |
| she's the mother superior.
why do people sing? |
| iurca |
| so they could dance....
why people get drunk? |
| gtmash |
| To overcome their pathetic personalities.
Why is The Cyclone still in business? |
| pixie 32 |
| so that losers still have a chance of getting lucky..
why does love hurt? |
| asc_26 |
| Maybe it wasn't meant to be hon. :( ain't no doctor love. :(
Why does love hurt? - for others to answer please.. |
| smartd |
| love does not hurt but it is the falling out of love or "lack" of love that hurts.
why do psychics never win the lottery ?
Cheers,
D |
| asc_26 |
| Because they don't know how to guess the correct combination & probability of winning numbers. :wink:
Does love moves in mysterious ways? :wink: |
| iurca |
| yeah. it's the only way it moves! otherwise it would be interesting!
Can u stop the time? |
| pinoy1 |
| Not if it stops you first.
Are we alone in the universe? |
| iurca |
| No.There is God out there.And someone else in other galaxies.
Why people want to fly? |
| bushra21 |
- iurca wrote:
No.There is God out there.And someone else in other galaxies.
Why people want to fly?
Because they dont want to walk
Why are people stupid? |
| pinoy1 |
| So that they can continue posting here.
Why do people die? |
| MaaaD |
| because they are stupid.
Why do we get headaches ? |
| bushra21 |
| because of people like you
why do some people never shut up? |
| scarlet |
| They have logorreah
What is the perfect hair colour? |
| pinoy1 |
| Transparent
Why do we have hair? |
| scarlet |
| So advertisers can use pretty girls in commercials going swish swish
Why can we actually see something that is transparent? |
| pixie 32 |
| because we're too lazy to try to see through something opaque!
why do we write with our hands? |
| MaaaD |
| because our feet smell
why does the week start on sunday ? |
| pixie 32 |
| to get rid of monday blues..
why do we sing in the shower? |
| bear |
| It's a natural behavior... apes all over the world sing when they are drenched in hot water
Do you really like me? |
| pinoy1 |
| yes, deep fried.
Why is the sky blue at day, black at night? |
| bear |
| Cause THE ROCK SAYS SO!
whats really in meatballs? |
| fayz |
| meat!! aka lahem :lol: :lol:
Why are balls round? |
| bear |
| because round building blocks wouldn't work very well...
why do camels hurt when your ride em? |
| Mi Ange mi Demon |
| They are sensitive
How the birds can fly? |
| bear |
| nuclear propulsion
What is that green stuff that grows under the fridge? |
| Mi Ange mi Demon |
| Is the alarm bell for cleaning
Why I am always late ? |
| St.Lucifer |
| Coz your watch is slow.
Why do we use watches? |
| bear |
| cause sun dials are heavy...
if a tree falls in a forest and there is no one around... does it make a noise? |
| zam |
| it does, noise is any wavelength that isnt wanted. sh!t that isnt a smartass answer. let me try it again,
it does, noise is noise. (wtf)
why is the telephone ever invented? |
| fayz |
| Dude how else are you going to order pizza?
Why do people screen calls? |
| bear |
| people wanted something other than a finger to keep their brains from leaking out.
Why does nobody know how to give smartass answer? (IAN get in here bud) |
| Mi Ange mi Demon |
| Cos nobody is like you
Why there are only 4 seasons ? |
| zam |
| Bec there is no more room in my closet, do I have to elaborate more?
Why is the earth round? |
| asc_26 |
| because it's not square.
zam i pmed you, did you get it? |
| zam |
| if I did, I could have answered you sweety! (ohh sorry is that part of this game? :lol: )
How can you eat a chilly that is so chilly? |
| Mi Ange mi Demon |
| Yes I get it too (for Asc)
Why my heart beats ? |
| Nick81 |
- Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:
Yes I get it too (for Asc)
Why my heart beats ?
It beats for me hon
Why does my joints hurt when I try to scratch my back with my toes? |
| Mi Ange mi Demon |
| Cos you r getting old
Why there are fishes in the sea ? |
| Nick81 |
| So that you get your daily dose of Cod Liver oil every day!
Why can't I touch my nose with my tongue like some of friends! |
| Mi Ange mi Demon |
| Cos you need some training :wink:
Why we have juz two hands ? |
| asc_26 |
| You're exotic to them.
Why peeps like still working at wee hours? |
| pixie 32 |
| 'cause we wouldnt know what to scratch with the others...
why do people stare? |
| scot1870 |
| Because they keep the nation nourished at McDonalds' drive thru
Why are the English so rubbish at cricket? |
| zam |
| Karma, they dont really love "crickets" you know, they dont even eat it!
hehe (corny! slap zam! bad girl) :lol:
Why does the Middle East love round abouts? |
| MaaaD |
| Coz we like to go around things in circles
Why did it rain yesterday ? |
| weary_heart |
| Water buckets in heaven are full.
Why do we get eyebags when we dont get enough sleep? |
| zam |
| Thats where our dripping saliva goes when we dont sleep (ewww)
Where is heaven? |
| fayz |
| take a left at the bebsi interchange
Why does bugs not wear clothes |
| Mi Ange mi Demon |
| Cos they are naturists
Why we have juz one mouth |
| sage & onion |
| So that they can squeeze under the crack at the bottom of doors.
Why do we write on paper? |
| nosoup4u |
| 'cuz more than one would make it grotesque not to mention annoying :P
Why does Superman wear red underwear? |
| Mi Ange mi Demon |
| Cos Lois likes red
Why we have to work everyday ? |
| Nick81 |
| The store was all out of pink.
Where do babies come from? |
| zam |
| Womb, where else?
Why do we feel hungry? |
| Nick81 |
- zam wrote:
Womb, where else?
Why do we feel hungry?
It's a sign you're on the right track to being one of em anorexic models!
Why is the middle finger longer than the others? (watch it, let's not send this topic to fight club now! :lol: ) |
| zam |
| Bec middle finger is the father, the two fingers next to that is wife no. 1 and no. 2 and the 2 remaining fingers are the kids. Now who should be the tallest in a family? :tongue3:
Why does ski dubai have snow? |
| nosoup4u |
| 'cuz coming down a slope of snow = fun; coming down a slope of stone/gravel = not so fun :P
Whats the significance of the girl in front of Burj on the DubaiForums.com logo? |
| pixie 32 |
| ski dubai - snow? someone's pulling a fast one on you.
why do we watch TV? |
| zam |
| for no soup: thats a teaser for all DF who havent been to Burj.
for pixie: coz the world is over populated already.
Why do we need to eat? |
| nosoup4u |
| 'cuz our stomach keeps pestering us since they are impatient when they're hungry
why do women love shopping for shoes, clothes and jewelry? |
| Nick81 |
Coz they're too chicken to give it a try
Why do ppl close their eyes when kissing? |
| cleotrio |
| becos stealing them will put you in jail.
why can't human beings fly? |
| Burken |
| Cause they don't want to see the ugly face of the person they are kissing.
Even if the person is not ugly, it would destroy the kiss anyway cause they
need to imagine/feel something to really enjoy the kiss, and a human being
can imagine as best when the eyes are closed.
Why are some people so cheap? |
| pixie 32 |
| because sleeping with eyes open = scary! :shock:
why do we drink ourselves silly? |
| Jamal |
| cause illusions are better then reality
when is da chronic gonna be legaliz'd? |
| MaaaD |
| when all the narrow minded asses try it ..
Why is it raining in the desert ? |
| asc_26 |
| cos above it is sky where the rain comes
Why people get shocked? |
| Jamal |
| cause all them narrow minded asses finally decided to puff on lies .
why is punani juice sour at time's .. is they got expiery dates on em? |
| asc_26 |
| :shock: :shock: :shock:
Haven't tried it man.
Why it hurts? |
| Jamal |
| nahh no pain .. its jst dat its gettin harder to put ma tounge between them thighs cause of the salty feelin ... so u all women best keep them punani's honey coated ..
do you like me tounge twirlin in ya ... or do you prefer me thick deep banging in ya? |
| asc_26 |
| NO! me wholesome yet naughty but not dirty.
why is he talkin' to me like that? :roll: |
| Jamal |
| cause he wants to get freaky with ya.
why is u pretendin like u dont want it? |
| asc_26 |
| cos i don't know what i want.
why is he sayin' that to me? makes me sad. :( |
| Jamal |
| intentions understood wrong... bringin bout sadness is not wat he was bout .. them hood narratives an 1 blood verbs were went to make u add glitter to his sight with ur smile.
why dont you like to take what you know you want? why do you prefer to be asked for something , so you could give it? |
| asc_26 |
| :? :? :? :?
How we could revive this thread? |
| pixie 32 |
| by flushing down all the dirty talk.. :D
why do men go bald? |
| zam |
| Bec of the women who holds so tightly on their head. whooops :oops:
Why is Dubai so famous and commercially successful when Abu Dhabi is the capital of UAE? |
| Jamal |
| cause abudhabi kept it real an maintaind there way's ... dubai sold out , in proper words dubai whored itself allover to gain its status ...
you gots a question on ur mind ? well then answer it |
| nosoup4u |
| :twisted: :twisted:
Why do people get married? |
| zam |
| To have someone embrace them every single night....ahhhhh :lol:
Why is the ice cream cold? |
| asc_26 |
| ^it aint ice cream if it's hot dear.
Why i don't have questions tonight?
----------------end of story ------------- |
| iurca |
| Because you already know the answers!
Why do people want to fly? |
| pixie 32 |
| because its just another way to get high!
why does everyone look like a convict in their passport pic? |
| zam |
| Bec if not you will be suspected as a terrorist. :?
Why do we need calendar? |
| pixie 32 |
| to remind ourselves that tomorrow does come!
why do we get scared of ghosts? |
| iurca |
| because they know to much about us!and we're afraid they could tell that to someone else!
why do people need to kill? |
| Jeevan |
| meet me you will find the answer to ur question :)
Cant something be done about the no of cars in dubai |
| cleotrio |
| From consuming too much of carbs and fat.
Why are some people thin? |
| iurca |
| :D Nice answer I liked it.
just one thing: to close the roads for private transports, OLNY FOR PUBLIC!!!Buses, taxi...
What will become Dubai in 10-20 years? |
| zam |
| It will still be Dubai.
Why do we exist? |
| cleotrio |
| The missiles need targets..
Why do countries go to war?? |
| pixie 32 |
| because politicians get bored and need a hobby too.
why do people join politics? |
| zam |
| To be rich and famous.
Why do we need to work? |
| Jeevan |
| to let our boss earn their bread
does life after death exist? |
| zam |
| I damn hope so, I cant imagine myself just rotting under the ground and thats it. :?
Why cant people live in peace? |
| redmatrice |
| Cus without pain there's no peace , without life there's no death , without poor there's no rich , everything has the oppisite and without it , it won't works
Do you think that we are alive for real? do you think that we are real? |
| nosoup4u |
| Ans: do you think rabbits eat carrots? do you think horses fly?
Ques: What satisfaction do people get from drinking alcohol? |
| PrettyPenny |
| only if the s*x is good
how many men does it take to fix a light bulb |
| pixie 32 |
| because after drinking, everything seems more satisfying :)
Do soul mates exist? |
| zam |
| a blonde lady whining is all you need.....
Do Sta. Claus really exist? |
| aarif |
| Ans : Ask tooth fairy
Ques: Do locals (emiratis) have problems in their lives as for expats money is the solution for all problems and locals have lot of money? |
| nosoup4u |
| A: local's problem? money can buy them everything, except a sense of humor :P
Q: Who would win and why? Spiderman VS Batman? |
| MaaaD |
| Spiderman .. hands down .. batman is such a fag with his lover robin ..
Iran or Syria ? |
| Jamal |
| iran for sure ... the middle east power house is on another level compared to syria .. u heard :wink:
rastafaraism or buddhism ? |
| sara_uk |
| the best drink is the one to have without you maad! :D :)
what is with people's mood?? :shock: |
| sage & onion |
| Because the Moon does not have eyelids
Why do cars have tyres? |
| nosoup4u |
| rastafaraism?? errr... no offense but is that a made-up religion?
Who would win and why..
In a Cursing contest, who'd win and why.. white fellow with a british accent or an indian fellow with a fake british accent ? |
| sage & onion |
- nosoup4u wrote:
rastafaraism?? errr... no offense but is that a made-up religion?
Who would win and why..
In a Cursing contest, who'd win and why.. white fellow with a british accent or an indian fellow with a fake british accent ?
Rastafaraism made popular during Bob Marley's reign, they preach that pot is good, don't wash their hair for years and are able to take anything that grows on the land, doesn't matter whether it is private land. And also they believe that Haile Salasie is God
 |
| nosoup4u |
| Gotcha!
Lets change the question..
Who would win and Why
ABBA or Bee Gees? |
| MrLonely |
| Bee gee cos they would just sting ABBA
ha HA
Big Mac or a Whopper? |
| Jamal |
| triple whooper no doubt....
an ohh yea
JA BLESS THE LION OF JUDAH ( Haile Selassie )
T-bone steak or rib's ? |
| sara_uk |
- Jamal wrote:
triple whooper no doubt....
an ohh yea
JA BLESS THE LION OF JUDAH ( Haile Selassie )
T-bone steak or rib's ?
Emm , this thread to ask question and get smartass answer!!! Not this or that game!! Are people getting confused with all the games?? :? |
| MaaaD |
| whats your problem >? the question is just being phrased in an X or Y way its still a quesion .. its not ur thread so shoo awayyy :P
T-bone for sure ..
What is the best drink ever ? |
| MaaaD |
| south park
why cant we lick our elbow ? |
| Palkid7 |
| Cause u can lick other stuff, which I can clarify it to u more in Fight Club :wink: |
| sara_uk |
- Palkid7 wrote:
Cause u can lick other stuff, which I can clarify it to u more in Fight Club :wink:
what was your question?? :D |
| MrLonely |
| ok... lets go back to the title of this thread.
Ill ask the question you give the smart ass answer... This ones easy... they will get tougher!
You are still at work around 19:30 and your co-worker goes "Still here?"
you say?.... |
| valkyrie |
- sage & onion wrote:
Rastafaraism made popular during Bob Marley's reign, they preach that pot is good, don't wash their hair for years and are able to take anything that grows on the land, doesn't matter whether it is private land. And also they believe that Haile Salasie is God
The Rastafari religion is laughable, the "savior" of the Rastafarian religion was Haile Sellaise, who was supposed to lead the Ethiopian people to the promised land "Zion," A.K.A. Israel. But he never did, and he died in 1975. Ad yet their religion lives on for some reason because Rastafarians to this day refuse to believe that he died. They think it is a lie, because according to their religion Haile Sellaise is literally Jesus incarnate and can't die. |
| bushra21 |
- MrLonely wrote:
You are still at work around 19:30 and your co-worker goes "Still here?"
no, its a hologram..
why cant i be a smartass? |
| Palkid7 |
- sara_uk wrote:
- Palkid7 wrote:
Cause u can lick other stuff, which I can clarify it to u more in Fight Club :wink:
what was your question?? :D
My q. to u , why did ur parents name u sara ? |
| nosoup4u |
| sara you answer the above question.. i'm just gonna ask mine..
what does "bushra" mean? (be creative people) hehe |
| sauron |
| Claus he didn't like the name Satan!
Are all blondes dumb? |
| sage & onion |
| Because you have to jump one more day
Why is Santa names so? |
| sauron |
| Well, 2007..............................................duh!!!
Why is a Leap Year called a Leap Year? |
| sage & onion |
| Can't find any meaning for Bushra
When will 1st day oe Eid be? |
| sauron |
| The day after I'm supposed to fly :cry:
Is Elvis still alive? |
| sauron |
| P.S. Ain't it a Chemical Brothers song.........''Bushra Button'' ? |
| sage & onion |
- sauron wrote:
The day after I'm supposed to fly :cry:
Is Elvis still alive?
Saw him in MoE on Friday
How many days in 2007? |
| sauron |
Cos numbers are too mathematically challenging.
When should you never hit the 'reply to all''button? |
| gracy |
| becoz you cooked and put some spices differently...
why do the stars blinking while the moon does not? |
| reemtrivedi |
| the answer depends on whether you're a blonde.
Were do babies come from? |
| sauron |
| Your bellybutton!
Why do doughnuts have holes in them? |
| sage & onion |
| So you can wear them on your Big toe
Why do Japanese drive on the left? |
| reemtrivedi |
| because they want to.
why do people burb? |
| sage & onion |
| To get rid of the excess gas to stop themselves from floating away.
Why do people write letters? |
| sage & onion |
| Because you end up with lots of new friends
Why you should just keep quiet? |
| sauron |
| Cos keeping loud costs too much.
Are the stars out tonight? |
| sage & onion |
- sauron wrote:
Cos keeping loud costs too much.
Are the stars out tonight?
Of course, seen them walking about all over the place, John Wayne, Brad Pitt and loads more.
How does a plane take off? |
| sauron |
| It pretends to be a Jumbo.
Why are elephants afraid of mice? |
| sage & onion |
| Because mice are stronger.
Who invented automatic gears on vehicles. |
| sauron |
| A one-legged man.
Where is Land's End? |
| sage & onion |
| At Sea's start
Why does an automobile have 4 wheels? |
| sauron |
| Cos if it had three it would be a tricycle.
Who make the worst drivers - women or men? |
| sage & onion |
| Women, men can't give birth.
Who are the best cooks, women or men? |
| sauron |
| Men - most of them are crazy.
When's it gonna snow here? |
| sage & onion |
| Next Tuesday according to the latest rumour.
How long is the ski slope in MoE? |
| sauron |
| I didn't know they had one in the Ministry of Education.
What are salopettes? |
| sage & onion |
| Craziest name for trousers I ever heard.
Where can I find Snowballs? |
| sauron |
| In a snowman's pants :oops: :oops: :oops:
Why do Americans call trousers pants? |
| sage & onion |
| Because it sounds better than shirts.
Where can we find Camel rides in Dubai? |
| mighty.one |
| Burj Al Arab, Room 2205
What do you get when you mix sage and onion together? |
| sage & onion |
| The best you can buy.
Where can I you purchase real fresh chicken? |
| sauron |
| From the Cheeky Chicken shop
What does DFM stand for? |
| sage & onion |
| Don't forget Mummy
Where can I purchase pencils in Dubai? |
| SNA33Y |
| A. Dubai Mall when it opens will have 300 pencil shops
Q. What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder? |
| sage & onion |
| You would pick it up, thinking it was your lucky day, bang your head on the ladder and die.
Where in the Egypt is it safe to drive? |
| sauron |
| Inside a Pyramid
What is a Sphinx? |
| SNA33Y |
| A. A form of leprosy where you lose your nose everytime you sneeze
Q. What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea? |
| sage & onion |
| It's a crazy description for a lady going to the bathroom.
Where can I purchase cycle shorts. |
| SNA33Y |
| A. You should really post that questions in the Products and Services in Dubai - Discussion Forum
Q. Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"? |
| sage & onion |
| Reverse Psychology, you think it's free then you have to pay.
How do you cook boiled Carrots? |
| SNA33Y |
| If they are boiled then you don't have to cook them! TADA!!
What does an angry turtle sound like??? |
| sage & onion |
| Something like a wet leather boot.
How do I repair a puncture without a repair kit? |
| cleotrio |
| Simple. You call the mechanic.
How do I eat noodles without a fork or chopsticks? |
| Libra |
| A. With hands. :nike:
Q. Where can i buy a crazy monkey? |
| sage & onion |
| In the crazy monkey shop MoE
What is the maximum speed limit on Emirates road? |
| sauron |
| Har! Har! Har! Har!
What's the best way to avoid a speed camera? |
| SNA33Y |
| A. Don't return its phone calls and don't go to the same bars. A disguise would also help.
Q. Does one need a bulldozer to dig up a root??? |
| cleotrio |
| Only if its too delicate for dynamite...
Howcan you be in two places at the same time? |
| sage & onion |
| It's complicated, but the use of carefully placed full length mirrors helps.
how can you stay awake in the afternoon. |
| sauron |
| Sleep all morning.
Why does eating cheese before you sleep give you bad dreams? |
| sage & onion |
| Because they dislike nagging
Why are some twins identical |
| SNA33Y |
| Because you are a rodent :lol:
Where do you find the seeds to grow seedless grapes :?: |
| sauron |
| In the seedy side of town!
Why does butter taste nicer than margarine? |
| SNA33Y |
| The same reason why a Big Mac tastes better than a rubber boot!
What is the difference beween fate and destiny?????? |
| sauron |
| Destiny is longer!
Why is a baby kangaroo called a joey? |
| SNA33Y |
| A cute name for a cute animal. BTW Joseph just wouldn't sound right.
What is the most dangerous addiction??? |
| sauron |
| The one that you're most addicted to ( like posting on this forum, perhaps? )
Why is eating chocolate better than making love? |
| SNA33Y |
| Because eating chocolate only leaves you with sticky fingers.........whereas.......
I know where olive oil comes from but where does baby oil come from? |
| sauron |
| From Babylonia
Do boomerangs always come back? |
| SNA33Y |
| Depends on why they left you in the first place...
Why does your nose run and your feet smell? |
| sauron |
| Because I am a painting by Picasso.
When would you say "off the top of my head'? |
| SNA33Y |
| I don't have an answer for you off the top of my head but i will get back to you....
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? |
| sauron |
| Home, home on the range.
What did the brown bear say to the polar bear? |
| SNA33Y |
| GRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr you lost??? Grrrrrrrrrrrr
What is the speed of dark? |
| sauron |
| The coke of light.
Which came first - the chicken or the egg? |
| zam |
| Chicken, eggs dont have feet.
Why do we have 7 days in a week? Why not 6? or 8? |
| sauron |
| 7 is the happy medium.
Why can't emus fly? |
| SNA33Y |
| Because there is no leg room in economy and they simply can't afford business/first class.
If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras? :D |
| bear |
| Because a chick with four knockers would be weird.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck? |
| sauron |
| Depends how P*##ed he is.
Why are cocktails called cocktails? |
| bear |
| cause pu%$ytails was taken
why don't more people wear suspenders? |
| sauron |
| Cos they can be difficult when you're legless.
What exactly is a jockstrap? |
| SNA33Y |
| It is what hunters use to catch Jocks. Similar to Bear trap.
Why do roosters cry out "C0ck-a-doodle-doo"? |
| sauron |
| Well, we know how horny they are.
What should you do if you are threatened by a wild dingo? |
| fayz |
| feed him your baby
why do adults use words like joshing? :P |
| sauron |
:lol: :lol:
Well, hellooooooo there.
In answer to your question, just to hear you laugh, Fayz. Then again, perhaps I'm not an adult?
What's Fayz doing here in the Game Zone? |
| gracy |
| (**how did u know nuns have ugly undies?did u peep one of them? :lol: :lol: :lol: )
so that we can sleep comfortably if movies aren't good..
why is the earth is round and not quare? |
| sage & onion |
| Because they wear ugly underwear
Why do Cinemas have comfortable seats? |
| gracy |
| to test our ability to read...
why do nuns have no hubby? |
| sage & onion |
| Because their are too many s's
Why do we read newspapers? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because pink would look gay.
Why are street gray? |
| sage & onion |
| Looking for something serious to write about :wink:
How will the Metro trains run on the concrete structures being built? |
| gracy |
| bcoz their parents think the same thing during the "making process" of twins...
why why impossible is not possible? |
| fayz |
| ***After 3 months that's the best you could come up with???
A big sling shot at every station
Why is paper flat? |
| sage & onion |
| Because it would be difficult to write on if it were round.
Why is a rainbow multi coloured? |
| sage & onion |
| If it was square you would fall of the edge
Why are flowers different colours? |
| gracy |
| because they have different smells like ladies....
why there is night and day? |
| raina |
| for gracy to sleep in the day and work in the night...
why children are not born big? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because then no woman would born a baby.
PAINFUL!!!!!
Why don`t men get babys? |
| gracy |
| bcoz they have no big holes for delivering babies... :lol:
why are men stands when they pee???... |
| Tropic23 |
| They do that, because they know that women hate that!!
Why is the sun hot? |
| gracy |
| bcoz it is summer, if winters comes, it won't hot...
why is dessert has many sands? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because in the desert is no water.
Why do cars have 4 wheels? |
| gracy |
| because if it is not , it wont run...
why do the sky has clouds? |
| raina |
| because plain sky would be boring.....clouds adds fancy!!
Why men eat food fast? |
| Tropic23 |
| They think that a mammoth is coming........primary instinct.
Why we don`t live forever? |
| gracy |
| becoz the world will be full...
why do women conceive a child? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because women have a bigger brain than men.
Why do we have just one moon? |
| gracy |
| becoz there is no available partner for reproduction.. :)
why is a a lady wear make-up? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because women want to look more beautiful than men.
(Actually we look better than men with or without make up....it doesn`t matter)
Why it is dark in the night? |
| sage & onion |
| Because the sky have no power station
Why do we use sun-tan oil? |
| gracy |
| becoz if we used olive oil,someone might eat us thinking we are Salad...
why do we need to sleep? |
| Tropic23 |
| Somebody has to count the sheeps.
Why we don`t live on the Mars? |
| gracy |
| bcoz Mars has no mobile phones...we'll surely die there...
why there is thunder? |
| Booya moon |
| Because of the big drummer in the sky.
Why we can`t breath under the water? |
| sage & onion |
| Because we are not fish
Why do humans have hair? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because without hair a haircut is useless.
Why do we have no purple eyes? |
| sage & onion |
| So that we wouldn't get lost in "Purple Rain"
Why does a Bass Guitar have 4 strings? |
| gracy |
| bcoz it would not sound good if it has more or less strings...
why does the sun only be seen during daytime? |
| sage & onion |
| Because its the moon's turn at night time
Why are clouds in the sky before rain? |
| gracy |
| so that peolpe will aware rain is coming...
why water is wet? |
| sage & onion |
| So that we can make use of all the towels in the market
Why are Battleships painted Grey? |
| raina |
| B cause here men and women are already in white(kandoora) and black(abhaya)
why fire burns? |
| sage & onion |
| Because if it froze we would be cold
Why is snow white? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because a snowman has to be white.
Why does the word "Pool" have double o? |
| sage & onion |
| Because with a single o we would be in an election
Why are beds soft and comfortable? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because then it is difficult for us to wake up in the morning.
Why was the first person on the moon a man? |
| sage & onion |
| Because they wern't sure how a womans body would have reacted in the Moons gravity :wink:
Why are mens feet bigger than womens? |
| gracy |
| bcoz men walks alot more than women...
why is we have weekend??? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because weekend is every week on weekend.
Why are we hungry? |
| sage & onion |
| In order to get rid of all the food in the supermarkets
Why do trains make noise? |
| gracy |
| so that sleeping people will wake up and catch the train...
why should we wear underwears? |
| Tropic23 |
| Without underwear you will get catch a cold....also in Dubai :wink:
Why do we have two legs? |
| sage & onion |
| So that we can fill both sections on a pair of trousers
Why do we have a right and a left foot |
| Tropic23 |
| For every direction one leg......we don`t go straight :wink:
Why don`t we use the whole brain? |
| sage & onion |
| Because we would fill it up too quickly
Why do we peel Banana's |
| Tropic23 |
| Because we aren`t monkeys.
Why do birds have wings? |
| sage & onion |
| So that they will not be mistaken for rats with feathers
Why does Chicken taste so good? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because chicken can`t fly.
Why is it difficult to find presents? |
| sage & onion |
| Because they cost money
Why do Planes have two wings? |
| Tropic23 |
| Nobody would fly by plane, when the plane has just one wing.
Why do you close your eyes during sleep? |
| sage & onion |
| To stop people from stealing your eyes.
Why does water always find it's own level? |
| Tropic23 |
| Water has a high IQ.
Why doesn`t the never ending story have an end? |
| sage & onion |
| Because it didn't have a begining
Why did the blind chicken cross the road? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because the chicken didn`t know that it is blind.
Why do you need a job? |
| sage & onion |
| Because without one we would have to sleep all day
Why does beer get you drunk? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because it wants to....
Why we can`t see the Mars with our eyes? |
| sage & onion |
| Because somebody ate it ("Mars Bar")
Why do we eat Breakfast in the morning? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because lunch and supper are later.
Why do we use cells? |
| sage & onion |
| Cheaper than building more hotels.
Why do we swim? |
| gracy |
| bcoz we do not have wings to fly....
why woman sits down when she pee? |
| sage & onion |
| Because she doen't have cups to catch the drips
Why do police wear uniforms? |
| gracy |
| so that we will know they are not prisoner...
why there is sunset? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because we have sunrise before.
Why do spiders have 8 legs? |
| sage & onion |
| Because with 6 they would not scare thr girls
Why does a snake slither and slide? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because snakes have no legs.
Why do just women born babys? |
| sage & onion |
| Because Men would strangle the poor thing on the way out
Why do horses need saddles? |
| Tropic23 |
| They don`t......WE need saddles.
Why do flowers smell? |
| sage & onion |
| Because they never make noise
Why do Monkeys swing in trees? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because it`s fun.
Where are the dinos? |
| sage & onion |
| They died out because they were not able to fit inside the new london Taxi.
What makes the wind blow? |
| Tropic23 |
| The wings of a very big bird.
Why do we need water? |
| sage & onion |
| So that we can learn to swim
Why do we have nails? |
| karmaloop |
| to disfigure our better halfs
why dont we have enough middlefingers |
| sage & onion |
| Because we have too many other fingers
Why are Lap tops called lap tops? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because butt top would sound silly.
Why do we need money? |
| karmaloop |
| so u can carry them around in ur pockets and not wear abdominal guards
Why is blood red? |
| sage & onion |
| So that we can have a reason to work.
Why do we have television? |
| karmaloop |
| because Jlo exists
why do people spam? |
| sage & onion |
| Because they can't Corn Beef
Why are coins mostly round? |
| sage & onion |
| Because if it were Green you could get lost in the Forest
Why is Gold valuable? |
| Tropic23 |
| When not, the Gold Souk would have a problem.
Why are we sending postcards? |
| sage & onion |
| Because it is easier than sending "Post Boxes"
Why do stars twinkle? |
| Tropic23 |
| They need attention.
Why is water wet? |
| sage & onion |
| Because if it were dry it wouldn't be water
Why do we have 5 fingers? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because that seperate us from the Simpsons.
Why do we have dreams? |
| sage & onion |
| Because if we had reality it would be boring
Why do we have two kidneys? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because kidneys need small talk.
Why do we live on just one planet? |
| sage & onion |
| Because Emirates would charge us too much to fly to others.
Why do trousers have a zip? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because many buttons would need to much time, when you have to go to the restroom........very very fast.
Why is breakfast so important? |
| sage & onion |
| Because without it we would die (Break Fast :wink: )
Why do ladders have rungs? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because without it would be pointless.
Why is the polar bear white? |
| sage & onion |
| Because Green Polar Bears would look out of place
Why does a day have 24 hours? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because 24 devided by 3 is 8.
8 hours work, 8 hours fun, 8 hours sleep. (should be, but not true)
Truth: 16 hours work or more.....happy when 8 hours sleep.
Why do you we have 7 days per week? |
| sage & onion |
| Because if we had five we would not have a weekend
Why do we need fire? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because without we wouldn`t have candle light dinner.
Why don`t we live under the sea? |
| sage & onion |
| Because their would be no space for the fish
Why does the Moon go full? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because the moon can........he is a show off.
Why do we ride on horses? |
| sage & onion |
| Because it would be difficult for them to ride on us
Why do we like leather? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because that reminds us of stone age.......the good old time.....
Why do we celebrate birthdays? |
| sage & onion |
| So that we can all practice our blowing
Why do we chew Gum? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because we like to look like a cow.
Why do we like songs? |
| sage & onion |
| So that we don't have to listen to nagging
Why stand upright? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because then we can pretend to have a backbone.
Why do we eat fast food? |
| sage & onion |
| Gives us more time to walk slowly
which came first, chicken or the egg |
| Tropic23 |
| Of course the egg......the easterbunny brought it. :wink:
Why is the rain wet? |
| sage & onion |
| Because if it were dry the unbrella would never have been invented
Why is snow white? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because, when the snow would be red, Snow white would have the wrong name.
Why is the suitcase sooo heavy?? |
| sage & onion |
| Because I didn't pack it
Why do suitcases have zips? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because buttons are ugly.
Why is it raining in Europe? |
| gracy |
| coz angels peeing alot in that place...
why there are gays? |
| sage & onion |
| Because they would find it difficult if called miserables.
Why do ladies wear make up? |
| gracy |
| to color their dark sides....
why does the sun hot? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because she is hot.....
Why is sand sandy? |
| sage & onion |
| Because if it was slippery we would all fall over
Why is the Moon different every evening? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because the moon likes new outfits.
Why do we have clouds? |
| sage & onion |
| So that we can dream of rainy days
Why does rain fall downwards? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because the rain doesn´t know the other direction.
Why are donkeys grey? |
| sage & onion |
| So that they can stand next to battleships and go unnoticed during a war time situation.
Why are beds so low? |
| Tropic23 |
| Because the dreams are high.....
Why does a book have pages? |
| sage & onion |
| Because without pages it would be a poster
Why is vacation also called Holiday? |
| Desert Scorpion |
| it sounds better than wickeday
Why are they :P called Emoticons |
| Tropic23 |
| Because they needs a name with "E".....
Why are rainbows colourful? |
| sage & onion |
| Because if they were white you would not be able to see them
Why is the Union Jack Red White & Blue? |
| Tropic23 |
| Red=Love
White=Clouds
Blue=Water
Why is chocolate sweet? |
| sage & onion |
| Because its the only way you can get people to eat it
Why are wheels round? |
| SuperStAr |
because that is the only way ur 20 inch rims on ur car will look bling bling and u can also add spinners :P
Why are clouds like cotton? :roll: |
| sage & onion |
| Because if Clouds were like coal we would get injured everytime we had a storm.
Why are leaves green? |
| English Girlie |
| So the catapillars can have more of a challenge when playing 'hide and seek'!!
Why can't goldfish talk?? |
| fayz |
| they can, stick your head in the bowl and listen.
why don't they make goldfish bowls the size of EG's head ?? :lol: :lol: |
| sage & onion |
| EG Head size bowls are available, however the hair disturbs the fish.
Why do vehicles go faster forwards than backwards? |
| SuperStAr |
because they cant see whats behind them when they are moving backwards and so they move slowly to avoid getting hurt.
Why is Mars known as the red planet? |
| sage & onion |
| Because if it would be known as the Green Planet it would be called Pepper.
Why are broomsticks round? |
| SuperStAr |
because the smooth edges around the stick makes it more comfortable for the witches to fly on them.
Why is it called breakfast in the morning even when we r not fasting? |
| sage & onion |
| Because we wouldn't understand if it was called Dinner.
Why does Easter have Eggs? |
| rudeboy |
| 23
when does this game end?? |
| sage & onion |
| Because it is
How many letters in the alphabet? |
| LA |
| Probably tomorrow
What is the German name for Kaliningrad? |
| rudeboy |
| because eggs are associated with fertility ;).
Y are clouds WHITE? |
| sage & onion |
| Because if they were black it would be dark all day.
Why is a football round? |
| sankyx |
| because if it have a punt you will hurt ur foot. i think :? :?
what is a HP :?: :lol: |
| sage & onion |
| HP is an Acronym for; Hydrogen Peroxide (needs a good bleach) :lol:
Why do we have Turkey at Xmas? |
| Scratcher |
| Because the chickens went on holiday.
Why do people buy Christmas Crackers? |
| sage & onion |
| In order to make sure everyone is awake around the table.
Why does a leap year have an extra day? |
| Dubaidude007 |
| So overworked people can spend an extra day at the office.
Why do we watch TV? |
| sage & onion |
| So we don't have to watch the wall.
Why do we use an alarm clock? |
| red_hanks |
| so you don't need to use a rooster just to wake up=)
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? |
| sage & onion |
| Only if one of the personalities has enough money to end the conflict.
Why do Hoovers have a flexible hose? |
| sage & onion |
| No, nobody is interested in aiding them
What is the speed limit on Emirates Road? |
| Dubaidude007 |
| Adjustments so that you can hoover, ahem, more sensitive things with it :shock:
Why is it called a Roundabout? |
| sage & onion |
| Because if it were called a Squareabout their would be to many corners.
Why is this particular source of information called a Dictionary? |
| rudeboy |
| 120 kph
y the hell is this still going on?? |
| Captain Sirus Black |
| Coz if there was no dictionary then all of us wud be cavemen .. :P
so whats the deal wid ur display pic ? |
| sage & onion |
| It's what my Mother wanted me to look like.
So what is the deal with YOUR Display Avatar? |
| Captain Sirus Black |
| lol .. dont blame your mother dude .. she must have wanted you to look like George colony .. as you didnt asked another question i would ask away ..
whats so good about dubai .. ??? |
| sage & onion |
| Everything :lol:
When will the weather improve? |
| Captain Sirus Black |
| the weather is so gooddddddddd .. i dont want it to improve ..
why did the chiken cross the road ?? |
| sage & onion |
| To get to the other side
Which came first the chicken or the egg? |
| Captain Sirus Black |
| chikegg came first and was split into two by lightning .. ;)
Are female moths called myths? |
| sage & onion |
| no they are called MOTHerS
Why do we go to School? |
| Captain Sirus Black |
| to get laid ..
Do vampires get AIDS? |
| sage & onion |
| Herr Kaliningrad
Where can I find Automotive tools? |
| Venusian |
| Kuninsberg for Kaliningrad in German.
Automotive tools are in the trunk of ur car.
why ppl sleep at night. |
| sage & onion |
| Because it is difficult to stay awake.
Why do people wear clothes to bed? |
| sage & onion |
| Because it has no day counter.
Why is Thursday such a great day? |
| rudeboy |
| cos its dangerous to keep everything out in the open you might have theives lerking around in the dark :D
tommorow is here so y isnt this game over!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| manulal |
| Because you don't need to be in a boring cabin in front of a stupid machine for the next two days.
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
| quatroporte |
- manulal wrote:
Because you don't need to be in a boring cabin in front of a stupid machine for the next two days.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
to find out who came first, the chicken or the egg!!!! 8)
How much can you sleep? |
| sage & onion |
| Three hundred and thirty seven Dirhams.
How many pounds in a ton? |
| quatroporte |
- sage & onion wrote:
How many pounds in a ton?
Well... An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality. A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his equations. A mathematician doesn't care.
therefore pounds = ton :roll:
[color=red]why we call the apple... APPLE????[/color] |
| sage & onion |
| Because people would get extremely confused if we called it a strawberry.
Why is the Moon circular? |
| manulal |
| because then only the crescent will look like what it is now.
why did apple fall on newton's head? |
| sage & onion |
| Because he was there
Why does water flow downhill? |
| quatroporte |
| Because newton could not prove otherwise!!!!
Why guys cheat on girls???? |
| sage & onion |
| Because boys get more violent when cheated on.
Why does paint come in many colours? |