A Woman's Sense of Humor

sage & onion

Cargirl wrote: How manny men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the one ... He holds it in the air and waits for the world to revolve around him! How many Blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 245 ... One holds the bulb whilst 244 turn the house :wink:

sara_uk

What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women! What is the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature! Why are blond jokes so short? So men can remember them! What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up! How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares! How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know - it's never happened. What's a man's idea of housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum. How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. What's the best way to force a man to do situps? Put the remote between his toes.

arniegang

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cargirl

How manny men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the one ... He holds it in the air and waits for the world to revolve around him!

sage & onion

sara_uk wrote: What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women! What is the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature! Why are blond jokes so short? So men can remember them! What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up! How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares! How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know - it's never happened. How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped. What's a man's idea of housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum. How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. What's the best way to force a man to do situps? Put the remote between his toes. Sorry Sara, The thinnest books in the world are; Irish Book of Knowledge Jewish Book of Gifts Biafran Book of Cookery

Cargirl

sage & onion wrote: Cargirl wrote: How manny men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the one ... He holds it in the air and waits for the world to revolve around him! How many Blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 245 ... One holds the bulb whilst 244 turn the house :wink: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? 10 - 1 to mix the dough and 9 to peel the smarties! See I am evenly balanced!

pinoy1

I actually expected men-bashing-type of jokes when I opened this.. I was right. :wink: