| LaurenX |
| Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chuckle-fanny. |
| zam |
| sleezy gizzard sprinkles , wth is that? :pain10: |
| sage & onion |
| dumbo rhino lips I love it :oops: |
| mema |
| snickle waffle chunks i didn't like mine sage has a funnier name :crybaby: |
| pinoy1 |
| Hi, I'm Mr. Dumbo Chucklehump! I love to chuckle while humping with my dumbo. Whatever. :? |
| Bleakus |
| Dr. liver dippinhonker How may i serve you? ;) |
| Palkid7 |
well urs is better than mine snickle waffle Butt !! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
| Sara1983 |
| dorfus frickenbutt wat does that suppose to mean anyway -sarcasm- ha-ha-ha! |
| Corcovado |
| Dorfus Dippin doodle 8) 8) |
| Jeevan |
| Crusty Dippin Sniffer whatever thats supposed to mean :lol: |
| noni |
| Dorfus feather fanny |
| Nosferatu |
| Doombah Dippin Dunkin |
| dale |
| dorky buckle boob :shock: :lol: |
| iapetus11 |
| Sneezy potty dunkin |